Atomixwx

Here's the weather: My balls were swept away in the Sendai prefecture wave of sweat. I'll miss them, but not as much as Nanny. Back to you.

Jokes write themselves, folks.

Quit ruining my fun with your facts, ********.

If you don't get struck by lightning mowing the grass, did the grass really get cut?

Radar just showed another line popping up just south of the lake. It was looking like the initial line was dying over Cresson. Could be alright.

Live look-in at a location just south of my belt buckle:

You are the James Spann of wind advisories.

I would be interested to see numbers for areas in between State College and Harrisburg. I feel like there was a dry zone from eastern Bedford through portions of Juniata and Perry counties that saw very little from any of the events this season. Take a map and trace a corridor from Rt 26 in Everett up towards 994 in Entriken to Rockhill Furnace, and 522 from Orbisonia to close to Beaver Springs and I feel like from storm threads and radar memory, that area likely got less than half of State College and/or Harrisburg. Crazy winter.

I'm fine with snow on day 300. What is that? Early October?

Good. By March, I'm ready for spring. They've started playing baseball down in Florida and I'm ready to start hiking the trails. Unless we have a March 1993 blockbuster staring us down, I'll pass on cold and snow.

Hence why I said today was this year's annual "Weatherman Takes One On The Chin" Day. Gonna be a few "We blew it." Segments on TV and social media.

So, I guess it's "Weatherman Takes One on The Chin Day." It happens once a year.

Sorry. I'm at FHS' bushcraft hut made of pine needles and hopes and dreams tryna penetrate his nanny with a crowbar. Gonna have to go radio silent for a few hours.

That was like three graphics ago.

I'd love to be sitting in the office at CTP right now. You have WSW for the majority of your CWA and guidance suggests dropping to WWA for the southern 2/3 of the CWA and nothing for the rest, but I don't even know if that's allowed. What do you do for those areas? Issue a HWO? Downgrade to WWA even though that may not verify? Tough call. Their silence this afternoon is pretty noticable.

There are going to be some counties in the NW area of CTP's CWA that may go from WSW to nothing.

Easy. The world will continue to spin no matter what happens.

I just called @canderson's wife about a nooner.

This thread is now about FHS being cast in the remake of "Roadhouse."

Ah yes, the ole delete job. What was so important that it felt needed to be shared until the moment it actually was?

So, Ebola's back. So that's fun. Oh, and it's going to snow again. That was a look at the news. @canderson will be back in a moment with an update on the hundreds of millions of deaths in Texas.

Oh, hai.

I'm sure the mega churches will open their doors. Or perhaps they can flock to Jerryworld.

I would assume @canderson was referencing Otis, the drunk from Andy Griffith.

Contractor... *Checks notes* *Hrmmm. The douchebag from S&S was allegedly a contractor.* Youre not a felon, are ya? Lol