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CTP took to the masochism device (Facebook) a while ago and begun making the mongrel horde aware, therefore setting up their week-long torture. As a kid, I thought hot candle wax on the back was the height of pleasureous pain. These nerds out here getting pitchforks shoved up they cracks. Hardcore, man.

Holy god, it's noon. Boy, time sure flies when you're chained to a desk.

Jackson Hole was what the "ten years of age and under" wing of Neverland Ranch was called. I'll see myself out.

**** Twitter. Jack Dorsey should be sent to the Hague for crimes against humanity with Twitter.

Turns out, they're all masochists that get off on the general public slamming them on Facebook while holding up rodents as more accurate, and so they just continue to sound the alarm knowing how wrong they'll look. Or they're trying to get the same horde of morons to run for office, become elected, and end the National Weather Service, which is probably more likely.

Tell Nanny it's Red Panty night.

That was the "Women of Harrisburg" storm: Told to expect 8. Got four. Twice.

Point and click showing 4-8 Friday night into Saturday. Interesting.

Winter has failed to start until February and Spring has failed to start until June recently.

The NFL should flex their playoff schedule so the Green Bay game is played today in a snow. Meanwhile, I'm about to go swimming in the Juniata.

A bit ironic that football is the topic of conversation right now. You know, because of punts. And why is the NY thread blowing up? They got girls with beer flavored tits over there currently?

Kinda depressing, isn't it? It's going to take a herculean storm to get MDT anywhere close to average.

Lol, I don't want things to suck. I just have had this feeling for a while.

I agree and have punted already

You're being generous. And that's way too much snow, too.

Always a good time, starting the season with a bust. I'm not feeling it for this season. Going to be a lousy one.

They pounded West Virginia in the tournament a few years back. I'm not too surprised that they beat Duke. In Cameron Indoor? Yeah, but not in general.

My 60-year-old mother texted me some bullshit on FB the other day about yesterday/last night. I just responded with "lol," and told her to stick to Joe Murgo at WTAJ in Altoona. There's no reason for weather services to exist on social media. I would argue that even TV station weather departments, private forecasters such as AccuWeather, or the NWS come off as alarmist on social media. Stick to print, air, and text.

While I'm all-in on any Snowvember, I'm not all-in on Novembuary with those lows.

This guy's too excited about the ****ing weather. Dial it down a bit, huh? I need you at like a three. You can currently be heard from the Moon. Also, your name makes me think of the Comrade Jeb Bush meme. Please clap. Please clap.

Oh. And we're off and running.

The wind made it real ****ing hard to post that wife of yours on her normal corner, and so were relegated to dog walking her about. How's her knees, btw? I was up til four AM splashing gauze bandages and rubbing alcohol on those moneymakers.

I'm in Central Pennsylvania. We're flooding right now from Gordon+Front. The ground in the Mid-Atlantic is so soaked that if we even get a little rain from Florence, it's going to be a disaster. Sending folks north to the Mid-Atlantic is not a good idea.

Mosquito farts are no laughing matter. I lost five loved ones in the Mosquito flatulence outbreak of 2002. It was terrible: one minute we were enjoying a nice picnic along a South Florida swamp and the next minute, their necks had bitemarks the size of bowling balls and they were gone. I pray that none of you know that evil. Okay, that's enough. Hi, everyone. I'm observing from Central Pennsylvania, the new rainforest of America. Unfortunately, we have an interest in this event, as well. I'm sure you may see a few more of us here in the coming week.