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My 60-year-old mother texted me some bullshit on FB the other day about yesterday/last night. I just responded with "lol," and told her to stick to Joe Murgo at WTAJ in Altoona. There's no reason for weather services to exist on social media. I would argue that even TV station weather departments, private forecasters such as AccuWeather, or the NWS come off as alarmist on social media. Stick to print, air, and text.

While I'm all-in on any Snowvember, I'm not all-in on Novembuary with those lows.

This guy's too excited about the ****ing weather. Dial it down a bit, huh? I need you at like a three. You can currently be heard from the Moon. Also, your name makes me think of the Comrade Jeb Bush meme. Please clap. Please clap.

Oh. And we're off and running.

The wind made it real ****ing hard to post that wife of yours on her normal corner, and so were relegated to dog walking her about. How's her knees, btw? I was up til four AM splashing gauze bandages and rubbing alcohol on those moneymakers.

I'm in Central Pennsylvania. We're flooding right now from Gordon+Front. The ground in the Mid-Atlantic is so soaked that if we even get a little rain from Florence, it's going to be a disaster. Sending folks north to the Mid-Atlantic is not a good idea.

Mosquito farts are no laughing matter. I lost five loved ones in the Mosquito flatulence outbreak of 2002. It was terrible: one minute we were enjoying a nice picnic along a South Florida swamp and the next minute, their necks had bitemarks the size of bowling balls and they were gone. I pray that none of you know that evil. Okay, that's enough. Hi, everyone. I'm observing from Central Pennsylvania, the new rainforest of America. Unfortunately, we have an interest in this event, as well. I'm sure you may see a few more of us here in the coming week.