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Well would you look at that. I'll be right back. I gotta go exchange all this money for some chips.

When's the last time you saw a doctor in the wild? Any of you? I think they've all been replaced by Nurse Practitioners and Physician Assistants. We have been without doctor coverage since 2010.

I can't help but notice you've tempered your excitement on these posts from posting about big events 700 hours out to light snow at some point in the future. That's when you know it's been a few shit seasons with no end in sight.

It's actually the Ohio Valley from Cincinnati through Knoxville. The piedmont gets more snow than the ridge and valley Appalachia anymore, but we're probably more comparable to the Ohio Valley.

Is December 7 too early to cancel winter?

This place died fast lol

Right. It feels seasonal. I'll take this for December 2nd. It would be a bonus if there were some damned snow falling or laying.

I give it a week before it's pulled back.

And I hope Wolf throws the hammer at them. And this hairstylist bullshit is the ****ing worst. People are dying. Children are developing Kawasaki's disease as a result, and Kristen is concerned because her hair is a little out of sorts? **** her. And **** every hairstylist bitching about it. These people would have NEVER been able to make the sacrifices asked of them during the war efforts in the early half of the 1990s. Anybody who bitches about a haircut while people are dying should have to wait three months after the salons open, and then their heads should be shaved.

I think it's time we just move forward and consider May, April, and June the new "winter."

It sucks ass.

Because this is the new normal in the mid-Atlantic. "Winter" is April and May.

Everything you've posted this season has been a total fluke.

This. I got banned permanently from the AccuWeather forums years ago for going off about wishcasting, and posting model images that are not supported by reality is no different.

Alabama is ****ed today. I'm going to be glued to James Spann on Twitter and ABC 33/40's social media when all hell breaks loose.

Also, it would be fitting that our best shot at a decent snow would be the end of March lol

I guarantee you it's going to come to that. Jim Bakker said it best: #TheCollapseIsComing. Only he was saying it to scare old people and morons into buying buckets of shit that he calls food. I'm saying it because the collapse is ****ing here.

Just wait until Trump locks the entire nation down and the looting starts. The Army is coming to enforce the lockdown.

Somehow, my office is open tomorrow. I'm assuming it's the government contract we have? They sent out surveys asking who is immunosuppressed so they can move you further away from the next person. I have no idea how that is possible.

This has Facebook written all over it lol. I'll stick with the CDC and the WHO and Infectious Disease experts.

I'd ration booze more strictly. You can go wipe your ass with an owl if you absolutely have to.

And then go batshit crazy when the happy hour dies lol.

That alone is why that will never happen. They'll just consider this year a loss and go based off of how graders were at the point of shutdown.

I thought you gave up that gig. I imagine busses right now are just rolling coffins. Cruise ships are floating coffins.

NBA is looking at late June as the earliest to restart. And since they were the first league to experience as positive, and the first league to act, they will be seen as the metric upon which other leagues act. This means the NBA and NHL will likely have the finish to their seasons in the summer through fall, take a month or two off to rest and heal, and then have a very abbreviated 2020/21 season. Baseball will likely have to deal with a very short, 90 game or so season, which might not be the worst thing, but that sets us up for the potential for an bunch of underachievers and an over achiever taking advantage of the shortened season. A lawyer in England familiar with the English Football Association has stated that they have until April to resume the current football season or it will have to be forfeited. World football, as a whole, I feel is done until next season, as their offseason (North America not withstanding) runs from May-August. I think it's time to shut it down. Lockdown the entire country for all non-essentials for eight weeks. If you can work from home, you should. If not, the stimulus is in place to provide you wish coverage. There are too many people in Central PA who are treating this as a vacation and with the nice weather, are posting on social media about their activities, as if this is summer break. This is how this shit will spread. It's time to shut it down, and like Italy, issue forms to everyone who is not sick that authorizes them to go out for food, prescriptions, and essential shit alone. This isn't a vacation. That's how the decision to close the schools becomes rendered useless.