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Holy Smokes! Dale City hit 100 degrees before we did in Texas! I just found out, I am getting my temperature readings right now for fourteen cities. Its hot as hell up there! YOU GOT US BEAT! The world is all turned upside down and inside out! We were a cool 93 with many cumulus clouds. At the rate things are going, Austin will see snow fly in the late fall before Washington does! lmao J/K. No way. Washington DC will get frozen to death by 2009/10 UberBlocking along with epic Mammoth-like blizzard, after epic Mammoth-like blizzard. The Mid Atlantic will get a serious taste of Little Ice Age conditions, before the LIA sets in for real in 2030-31.

This post by you amarshall, is by far one of the finest and most classiest I have ever read on any forum, anywhere, in the past 20 years. It's on my new phpBB3 SciWx Forum and on my new MediaWiki wiki. I have to move 20 years worth of memories from SciWx 1 because Invision Power Boards has visions of grandeur; they will be charging 100 dollars a MONTH for IPB boards like AmWx. IPB executives have Mediterranean and Cancun yachts that you and I will pay for. I am doing a lifewide review of everything in the past 60 years that I can remember experiencing and this post of yours is most assuredly top shelf. SNE/NNE Posters have got some of the most incredible stories of all time and I am archiving many of what I think are THE BEST in the past 20 years. Especially in the Skiing Thread here.

You guys are gonna get your cold. You are gonna get your snow, too. Starting in 2030. I'll be way too old. But get ready. Buy 50 Jebman Shovels, several snowblowers and get some construction equipment. You're gonnabe charging exorbitant rates for snow removal. You guys are gonna get so damn tired of snow you will move south!

We are due. Nor'easters will clobber DCA with heavy snows and Vodka cold, over and over and over again.

DCA: 106 IAD: 103 BWI: 102 RIC: 101 I am late but I said what the fook. Hey I am a last minute! I am a last minute! I'll confess WHY I completely forgot about the summer max contest. I am as severely badly head over heels in LOVE, with ancient Egyptology, especially hieroglyphs, now, as I was once in love with jebwalking in the snow and ice and wallowing in stolen drifts at 3 in the morning. Stuff like Gobekli Tepe are now my favorites, but it's the egyptological stuff, the hieroglyphs, cursive hieroglyphs, hieratic, demotic, coptic, and even outright Egyptian Arabic, in fact ANY alphabet not like our own, has become a kind of Indiana Jones-like fascination for me. I have also been literally swept right off my feet by the many Kings and Pharaohs and all the Dynasties and Pyramids, I want to KNOW THEM ALL !! I long to immerse myself in thousands of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, just like Daniel Jackson of SG-1 !!! I mean to learn every last archaeologist who ever studied Egyptology, like Howard Carter! This, is why I have totally forgotten the hallowed Summer Max Contest. I absolutely adore all those hieroglyphics. I love to take jebwalks in 105 weather while pretending I am down in Lower Egypt like Howard Carter making epic discoveries and then meticulously cataloguing every last scrap of pottery that even has one tiny cuneiform or hieroglyphic on it! And, I'd make damn sure every last artifact gets transported to the Egyptian Museum in Cairo! You can add Mayan hieroglyphs, too! All four codices!

George BM, July 1 and a brand spankin new Banter Thread is approaching. PLEASE write us up an EPIC hurricane yarn featuring an epic 270 mph hurricane getting drawn into the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay then going stationary right in the middle of it with Bay water temps in the upper 80s. Lets start this Summer off with a BANG! HUGE rainbands dumping hyper efficient rain rates, Bay of Fundy-like SURGE and epic Banda Aceh-like waves on top of the surge and tons of tornadoes! Widespread 150 year freshwater flooding, whipped into a Katrina-like froth by the banshee winds over the entire Mid Atlantic! Extreme rain tallies in the Appalachians! Entire towns in western Virginia getting swept out onto the Piedmont by extreme floodwaters! If there is any professional forecaster in the National Weather Service who can portray this, it has got to be YOU, George BM!!!

Around Jan 25. That's typically when the sun angle declines just enough for you guys to cool down into the lower 90s for highs.

amarshal is a one in a 999 decillion to the 899quadrillionth power Poster up in the New England Sub. Check out this gem https://www.americanwx.com/bb/topic/60970-2024-2025-ski-season-thread/?do=findComment&comment=7670618 I copied his post on my brand new phpBB3 forum, ScienceWeather 2, and took at least fifteen screenshots. IPB forums are gonna increase to 99 dollars a MONTH. I can't pay it. I gotta evacuate 20 years of memories from Science Weather 1 or lose them FOREVER! I'd estimate that during the 20 year long blogging craze I amassed about 10,000 blog links that now need to be tested one by one then re-recorded. Damn IPB straight to HELL! If YOU run an Invision Power Forum you are in this mess and they already got your ballz to the Wall with a sledgehammer. IPB creators have yachts in the Med that we all need to pay for. That's the reason for the abrupt increase in Invision Power Board forum premiums. URGENT NOTE TO RANDY Stormtracker, If this is an Invision Power Board, you just might want to look for a new forum software right now. They are going to Version 5, you have to pony up 69 dollars to have this forum upgraded to Version 5, PLUS 99 dollars a month. I am going stir CRRAZY trying to keep twenty years of precious memories, because once they FORCE everyone using an IPB forum up to V5, all forums will pay up the 99 dollars a month premiums or lose their forum forever. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

That's gonnabe important because this is going to be a massively EPIC winter for snow and Little Ice Age magnitude cold, all up and down the Eastern and Northeastern Coasts. You'll be tracking the models right alongside us plus going to school and working.

No guts, No Glory lol

Enjoy the rain and stay safe!

We had a little rain tonight. We probably got a quarter inch. However, Dallas is on their fourth night of torrential rain. Houston is lighting up, too. North Texas will be severely smashed by torrential rain overnight and all day Thursday with no mercy. There will be thousands of water rescues on the Trinity River. Houston is going to get severely flooded well into the day today. We do not flood here in Austin. All we have are droughts, and Lake of Fire HEAT. This is a La Nina year. Austin will be dry. Austin will be extremely hot. There will be little rain, unless you reside in Dallas, Houston or East Texas. This upcoming cool season will remail dry as hell. BUT FIRST we gotta get thru this weekend. Mark Saturday, June 14 on your calendars!! That's all I can say. This weekend is gonna be something else. Austin not getting substantial rain in this drought is the LEAST of our problems.

O's will get better. They'll work things out. Sometimes, it just takes time.

I am hugging the Euro thru June 24. I love the Europeans!

We had this big complex of rain hit us last night. We waited 6 hours for it. When it finally got to us in Austin it stalled about 40 miles off to our west and swirled. We got about a third of an inch then the damn thing just kind of dissolved, as in it turned to clear skies, then part of what remained slammed into Dallas for the 3rd night in a row, then East Texas got waterboarded all morning into this afternoon. Talk about Cursed! Flood watch is in effect 3 miles to my north. Damn. Lucy resides in Hays County TX and she loves to pull that rainy football right out from beneath me, EVERY TIME! I'd pay exorbitant taxes for more rain. 7.20pm Central time update - Yep explosive development is taking place exactly as I had hoped, but NORTH of Buda lmfao. Hey, another day, another EPIC MISS, and at least Lucy is happy. She pulled that football really hard and I got one hell of a sore back, in addition to my left knee and bad feet from jebwalking too damn much 20 years ago in the snow. Showers and storms are developing. They will dump tremendous amounts of rain in the same areas likely into tomorrow night. Unfortunately, Buda is too far south. We are probably 10-30 miles out of the way for the forcing. Some places will get 6 inches by tomorrow later afternoon. What I yearn for is a hurricane, a major, loaded with moisture, and I am so damn DESPERATE for rain, that I want it to be strengthened by aerosol and by unprecedented scalar manipulation, and that this huge overly rain loaded monster would move slowly over Corpus Christi to a point where its center of circ would be southwest of Buda then spin up prodigious rainbands right up from the Gulf of Mexico, and dump excessively torrential, excessively murderously efficient rainband rains over Buda until we achieve 100 billion-year rain tallies. I demand my rainwaters! I am sick and tired of always being MISSED, by nearly every damn rain opportunity! Dallas gets so much frackin' rain they have to sandbag the Trinity River and call in the Marines to RESCUE people!!! Dallas is gonna get smashed by rain tallies for the FOURTH CONSECUTIVE NIGHT IN A ROW! They got it today, too! That place is Seattle, Texas.

HUGE GLOB of rain just piled up inches and inches of fresh rain tallies over north Texas and east. It is going to miss Austin by mere FEET. More frantic middle of the night water rescues in N TX and points east as multiple rounds of efficient rain producers have been pummeling the same areas over and over and over and over again. This has been a BROKEN RECORD since Jan 1 2025. Many waterboarded communities in N TX are fast approaching 30 inches of rain on the year. While Austin begs for rain on its KNEES, crying out for SCRAPS. Yeah, another one bites the dust. This ought to be Austin's theme song for 2025. Because another one just bit the parched dust AGAIN!

Oh, the warm front WILL get as far as metropolitan DC. Only all it will bring is a few sprinkles and fierce 77 degree dewpoints along with a 13 mph south wind and highs around 99 degrees. Even on the 1/10 instance. Lucy strikes again but this time in the sweltering summer. J/K You guys will get incredible thunderstorms and lots of good rain but with minimal damage and no injuries.

This is fine George BM but I would like you to write us up an EPIC Cat 5 Hurricane that stalled in DC for the July Banter Thread. Unprecedented Panic and Destruction!! You could write up the original NWS analysis, then I would do a write up about what people experienced from the epic hurricane. Your analysis and my morbid imagination, if we ever collabbed on a book about the Cat 6 that leveled DC, it would be the best seller of all-time! We'd both retire.

*** Important Weather CONFERENCE Update*** We need a Summer Conference in Central Texas. We'd have endless lightning talks about the Jarrell Tornado. We'd have the foremost tornado experts present and I would do a deep dissertation on the Deep Winter of Feb 2021 in Texas. We aint catering nothin'. We'd be grilling straight Texas BBQ on a HUMONGOUS Texas Grill. We'd have millions of metric tons of Texas Beer! Three unforgettable fun days of just being weather enthusiasts.

Hey! You guys have a lot of weather comin your way, including Tornadoes! Enjoy the rain!

We are heading back to legendary winters in the Mid Atlantic. Great. Solar. Minimum. Little Ice Age reprise by 2030. I am gonna move to Panama. Or maybe even The Amazonian Basin. Plenty of food in the jungle, and nice warm year round. I love summer. I'd go chase river monsters like Jeremy Wade! Or swim with piranhas! Heard its a rush! I am so damned BORED, I'd probably experiment by stickin my FOOT in a small pool full of rapacious piranhas. Hey, I got lightning fast reflexes! I'd SCHOOL Neo in The Matrix of river monsters. Damn I am so fuckin BORED!

This is okay snow, but for REAL SNOW, like six foot megastorms, head for Mammoth Mountain. The Sierras dont play around.

I am jealous................................and BORED. Was reading this. I have been going through deep, deep archives in my old message board. That tornado was sca-reey!

It's gonnabe THE 2013-2014 SEQUEL. Get ready. Buy Jebman shovels, snowblowers, salt, kitty litter and a ton of beer and foods and get those phones ready to play all the tracks that remind you of snow! Get ready for EPIC jebwalks in 5 inch per hour snows. Better stock up a huge supply of whatever you use to stay awake. Because you will be up tracking models for weeks.

If this happened again in the 2020s over NC and VA and the greater DC Metropolitan region, this place would go utterly nuts. I'd JEBWALK over there from Texas if I had to, even with my bad left knee. No frackin' way I'd ever miss that. Imagine FOUR FEET OF SNOW in one storm in eastern Prince William! Everything would be snowbound for weeks. It would be a literal representation of Mammoth Mountain Resort, in the Mid Atlantic!