TriPol

You see this?! SE Area of Interest! Ten percent in two days, twenty percent in five! What is this, a weather forecast or a scratch-off ticket?! Ten percent?! That’s not a forecast, that’s a suggestion! You can’t get me worked up over something with worse odds than me getting a date on a Saturday night! And twenty percent in five days?! What am I supposed to do with that information? Stock up on bottled water, but only drink a fifth of it? Keep one galosh by the door, just in case? These meteorologists….. they put out these ‘Areas of Interest’ so we’ll all go, ‘Oooh, something’s coming!’ Meanwhile it’s a little puff of cloud in the middle of nowhere. I’m getting anxiety over a moist spot on the radar! And you know what’s gonna happen? Day six—poof! Gone! Back to tracking tropical waves in Chad! CHAD! The only waves in Chad should be in a swimming pool!”

I was traumatized so much this winter with the GFS’s multi biblical blizzards only to be let down. Like an abusive lover, the GFS promised to never do it again if I took it back. And now look what’s happening. I gotta find a new hobby. I hear BASE jumping is fun….

Dude. The GFS showed us 40 inch blizzards all winter and now its showing us massive hurricanes hitting everywhere all at once. Someone has to be messing with it. I trust the JMA more than the 384 hour GFS.

You know what? It’s 2025. Let’s do this. Let’s push FEMA and the NWS to their breaking points and see how that goes.

Thank you Barry! Not all heroes wear capes.

GFS handing out hurricanes to every major city on the East Coast and Gulf today like Oprah! You get a hurricane! You get a hurricane! You get a tropical storm!

Sure, why not?

In the last 8 hours, the GFS has given us Hurricane Hugo wrecking South Carolina, Andrew bulldozing South Florida, and now it’s serving up Katrina like it’s a greatest hits album from Mother Nature’s rage collection

It’s the GFS, so take it with a grain of salt.. https://x.com/lockingitin/status/1952375266569064644?s=61

We better get used to $500 electric bills.

Chantal is looking interesting for Monday/Tuesday. Very interesting.

Could bring some moisture and humidity to the NYC area this week. I’ll keep an eye out.

Did the Park hit 100 or am I delusional due to the heat?

Central Park just hit 80 degrees.

A derecho and WW3 on the same day. What are the odds?

We should definitely see if there’s a funnel cloud with that bow coming up here.

The only way for those temps to verify is if there's almost ZERO humidity. I've never seen 100 degrees and 90% humidity in NYC.

Beggars can't be choosers...

Wait, I see that it won't rain next weekend... like not father's day weekend but the weekend after. Can this be true?

I need my 58 degree morning temperatures to return with zero humidity and a dew point of 45. That's just heaven.

Is there some new law of physics that makes it rain during the weekend in the north east? I'm truly wondering about this.

https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/florida-weatherman-warns-he-wont-be-able-to-accurately-predict-hurricanes-this-summer-because-of-federal-budget-cuts/

So the weekend is a washout.

90 degrees? It won't make it to 60 today. And who knows what he rest of the week will be. Even the weekend looks like a wash out.