Right? No one does. When was the last time you heard, "Good Morning Luke here's your paper" "Hey, did you notice the nightly low was 68°? That's about 6° above climo!"
"Get off my lawn you nut..."
Didn't even get out of the '60s today and not a speck of sun. Not that I mind, allowed me to get into the mire with long pants and shirt.
Guess which tree's coming down?