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OMG the dangers of a 1/2", the commuters have gotten softer than Charmin.

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE National Weather Service Baltimore MD/Washington DC 1239 PM EST Wed Feb 19 2025 DCZ001-MDZ004>006-011-013-014-503>506-VAZ053-054-501-502-505-506-526- 527-200145- /O.NEW.KLWX.WW.Y.0016.250220T1200Z-250220T1600Z/ District of Columbia-Frederick MD-Carroll-Northern Baltimore- Southern Baltimore-Prince Georges-Anne Arundel-Northwest Montgomery-Central and Southeast Montgomery-Northwest Howard- Central and Southeast Howard-Fairfax-Arlington/Falls Church/Alexandria-Northern Fauquier-Southern Fauquier-Western Loudoun-Eastern Loudoun-Northwest Prince William-Central and Southeast Prince William/Manassas/Manassas Park- 1239 PM EST Wed Feb 19 2025 ...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 7 AM TO 11 AM EST THURSDAY... * WHAT...Snow expected. Total snow accumulations up to one inch. * WHERE...Portions of DC, central, north central, and northern Maryland, and northern Virginia. * WHEN...From 7 AM to 11 AM EST Thursday. * IMPACTS...Plan on slippery road conditions. The hazardous conditions could impact the Thursday morning commute. * ADDITIONAL DETAILS...The first snow event will fall during the evening commute, with temperatures well below freezing. This will likely cause roads to become very slick during a period of high traffic volume. The second event will impact the Thursday morning commute, causing roads to once again become slick with surface temperatures into the upper teens to low 20s. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... Slow down and use caution while traveling. The latest road conditions for the state you are calling from can be obtained by calling 5 1 1. Be prepared for slippery roads. Slow down and use caution while driving. If you are going outside, watch your first few steps taken on stairs, sidewalks, and driveways. These surfaces could be icy and slippery, increasing your risk of a fall and injury.

This has to be a joke.

I would prefer Hooters.

So you're saying, we're getting snow on Feb 28?.

Then what happens?, please explain.

I thought it wasn't getting upgraded until Feb 25?.

Maybe in your bedroom.

Can you recreate the 12Z Saturday Euro run for us please.

To Charlotte?.

Ain’t nobody got time for clues.

I have matured since this storm screwed me.

I’ll be sitting on my toilet bowl, do i shit a chance?.

DT is probably going to kill some bunnies tonight.

Lol I have a 20 year old great niece. I’m ancient.

I’m giving it another two and a half hours and then I’m borrowing Randy’s flag.

You’re doing a fine job, keep at it until at least 12:25 am so the Euro gives us some white stuff.

Hold your heads up high ladies and gentlemen, we have the remainder of 0Z.

Yes sir, please grab the microscope and report for duty.

We need a lot more yanking and tugging tonight.

Lol. Glad to see you’re well versed in this. When i actually went to school in the 80’s we didn’t know what baked was.

Send over some of those pot brownies. I’m starving.

Is my treasure. Bring it Randy.

I’m going down with the ship. 0Z is bringing the goods.

The other brothers can’t deny. Call me Sir Snow A Lot.