Mom- Oh look! The sun is coming out! Hopefully it warms up so the grand children can play outside this afternoon.
Me- Holding my breath, face turning red.
Mom- Hopefully the worst of winter is over.
Dad, cousins- Yeah. Snow sucks.
Mom- Dailylurker, can you open that window. It's getting hot in here.
Me- F-you and the grandkids! F all of you!
Kicks ham across the room, slams door, speeds away.
Currently torching and annoying.