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2015 Tropical Season Thread


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A new top-secret weather model, developed by the NOAA in collaboration with the Intelligence-Security Agency of Bosnia and Herzegovina and the World Chess Federation (FIDE), has been leaked by anonymous government officials and is said to possess 99.92% accuracy at ranges out to 384 hours. This new model is expected to instantly change the field of weather forecasting as we currently know it, and is expected to replace the jobs of thousands of weather forecasters and meteorological professionals in upcoming months, creating a massive unemployment crisis among the weather-nerdprofessionals community.

 

Images of the forecast output from this model, which is known only by its code name P004, was leaked on Twitter this morning. Within a matter of hours from the leak, supermarket shelves in stores throughout the Northeast were wiped clean.

 

This is what it showed:

 

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In other news, shares of Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. (WMT) started the day up 0.7% from yesterday's close.

Let's get some nice -10C 850s in there and we'll talk.

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