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Santa Claus

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  1. if i was a deadly spider and some guy did a video handling me to show how "this species of spider rarely bites and is more likely to try to run and hide" i would bite the shit out of that prick let me tell you
  2. what do you guys think spiders think about all day while waiting for bugs if you could invent tiny AirPods for spiders do you think they could evolve to listen to podcasts and books on tape? if you were a spider what would you listen to on Spotify why isn't the government answering these questions
  3. many, many great people are putting ketchup on their steaks too
  4. i let all house centipedes and spiders live since they predate household pests like silverfish, bed bugs, and roaches.
  5. this will be the coldest winter of the rest of our lives
  6. i've invested so much time into training you guys and mentoring you. who will pick up the mantle once i die? who will make sun angle jokes in mid-June? i just don't see a worthy successor.
  7. no posts in banter since Tuesday, absolutely pathetic showing from the NYC fam. thought i was sharing this board with champion shitposters, you should move to the mid-atlantic board because you guys are the Washington Generals of banter
  8. amazing that we are going to have a crazy bomb cyclone depart in late October and leave behind low mid 60s usually you’d think the kind of cold air advection behind something like this would put us deep into fall chill but, shrug.
  9. can’t you just paste an html link
  10. 90s for Halloween per the long-range North Korean
  11. it's 66 outside, my thermostat is about 72, and i feel pretty cool. global warming has broken my biological thermometer
  12. the tree of heaven produces a lot of bitter-tasting alkaloids which i imagine may concentrate in the lanternfly. probably a key reason they are so distasteful to typical predators.
  13. today felt like a legitimate beach day hey @MJO812 do cops get to wear shorts?
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