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Santa Claus

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  1. i let all house centipedes and spiders live since they predate household pests like silverfish, bed bugs, and roaches.
  2. this will be the coldest winter of the rest of our lives
  3. i've invested so much time into training you guys and mentoring you. who will pick up the mantle once i die? who will make sun angle jokes in mid-June? i just don't see a worthy successor.
  4. no posts in banter since Tuesday, absolutely pathetic showing from the NYC fam. thought i was sharing this board with champion shitposters, you should move to the mid-atlantic board because you guys are the Washington Generals of banter
  5. amazing that we are going to have a crazy bomb cyclone depart in late October and leave behind low mid 60s usually you’d think the kind of cold air advection behind something like this would put us deep into fall chill but, shrug.
  6. can’t you just paste an html link
  7. 90s for Halloween per the long-range North Korean
  8. it's 66 outside, my thermostat is about 72, and i feel pretty cool. global warming has broken my biological thermometer
  9. the tree of heaven produces a lot of bitter-tasting alkaloids which i imagine may concentrate in the lanternfly. probably a key reason they are so distasteful to typical predators.
  10. today felt like a legitimate beach day hey @MJO812 do cops get to wear shorts?
  11. 80s tomorrow and then Saturday before the frontal passage, and the frontal passage still only gets us into the mid 60s. i try not to confound immediate weather with climate change but jesus christ this is a bizarre October
  12. you just know someone, somewhere, at sometime, tried it
  13. oh god, the crunch... those things are ****ing juicy. it's sick and satisfying at the same time.
  14. i swear we could make a religion out of you
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