Santa Claus
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i actually lied i've only been here like 6 years or something, i just wanted to make a post in Winter Banter i am completely ungovernable rclab have you actually been on these forums for 20+ years?
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just wanted to let everyone know tomorrow is my 20th anniversary of being on AmWx
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the official Twitter page of the GFS just wished everyone Happy Halloween
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7,400 cases in NJ yesterday
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look for me on the field, i'll be the one lying face down on the ground
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we're so deep into Washington's depth chart that Ron Rivera just called me and asked if i still fit into my pads
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it's kind of weird that the strongest part of the storm is on the backend of the precip. i am sure there is some meteorological reason for that. -
please expound forkie i mean besides the track length
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STOP THE COUNT
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how much for philly
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i just realized i am the antimatter to walter drag walter is a fastidious professional who has dedicated his life to science and civil service, and continues his contributions in retirement, on this forum, out of a love for weather i have been here seven years and cannot read a hodograph
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you guys never sent my prize after i won the last one
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don do you live near the botanical garden?
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if rclab was a spider what kind of spider would he be i think he would be an orb weaver spider for sure, probably the most philosophical of all spiders. in the genus Araneus. but he would not be a brightly-colored orb weaver. he would be a less-flashy orb weaver with colors that blend into his environment. he would be the spider all the other spiders talk to for spider advice.
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i can't really remember thanks to all the marijuana
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i don't smoke weed anymore it pretty much just makes me remember every mistake i ever made in my entire life, for 2 hours, and then i eat a cup of breadcrumbs in my kitchen at 1 am
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if i was a deadly spider and some guy did a video handling me to show how "this species of spider rarely bites and is more likely to try to run and hide" i would bite the shit out of that prick let me tell you
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what do you guys think spiders think about all day while waiting for bugs if you could invent tiny AirPods for spiders do you think they could evolve to listen to podcasts and books on tape? if you were a spider what would you listen to on Spotify why isn't the government answering these questions
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many, many great people are putting ketchup on their steaks too
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nicest day of the year basically
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yawn
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i let all house centipedes and spiders live since they predate household pests like silverfish, bed bugs, and roaches.
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this will be the coldest winter of the rest of our lives
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i've invested so much time into training you guys and mentoring you. who will pick up the mantle once i die? who will make sun angle jokes in mid-June? i just don't see a worthy successor.
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no posts in banter since Tuesday, absolutely pathetic showing from the NYC fam. thought i was sharing this board with champion shitposters, you should move to the mid-atlantic board because you guys are the Washington Generals of banter
