Got around to creating these:
Requirements for Main Long Range Threads:
Submit a copy of last two pay stubs verifying north of 150,000/year salary
Submit a copy of your junk science degree from your Shit-ass college
Deed or lease from parent's basement. Immediate family and friends who'd qualify for "your mom" jokes are acceptable.
Attach PM calling someone a coward, yella belly or use of such words as forthwith or toot suite.
Pictures of all the girls/guys you've bagged without even trying man.
Final requirement is in person interview where you should be able to recite this from memory to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy from Revolutionary war hero Franklin D'Angelo Roosevelt:
Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Sending Angry Pee-eems
Stuck a feather in his cap and thought that we won't see-emm.
Yankee doodle keep it up, Yankee Doodle Dandy
Mind the music and the step, and watch that coward Randy
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Yankee Doodle drove to town, at Capecod he was pissed
Earning him a top notch spot on many ignore listsss
Yankee Doodle.,
Nevermind, ran out of steam here.
Or first verse of WAP will do.