I know you are kidding, but things are (thankfully) changing. I thought much like you until I tried them - I have Milwaukee M18 chainsaw, weedwacker and all of the misc hand-tools for a wood shop and I'd assume you'd, much like I was, be astonished at what they can do. Not having to winterize everything, worry about gas/oil, will it start in when it's -2 outside (this is officially a weather related post now) and general maintenance is freeing. In combination with longer lasting, more powerful and cheaper batteries .... times, they are a changin'.