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Snow is Back.. "I really like the snow"

Not going to need it. This is Snowtown 2020. Enjoy your redemption. Happy New Year!!!

It is that time of year... Almost everyone wants to have a White Christmas but it is rarely in the cards for us. Consequently, we have opened up the Weenie Suicide Prevention hot lines. Don't be a victim. Victory is right around the corner.

I think he may be working with the Reaper.

This here and much more is the future my friends. Keep the faith.

Thanks for this wonderful suggestion. This will go well with Model Waffling: How to pick the best IMBY model.

Welcome to the Redemption Room, Jebman (King of Redemption)!!! Thanks for your words of encouragement. I am sure they will help countless weenies seeking counseling. Please visit again. We have a stock pile of snow shovels and surely will be scheduling Jeb walks in the near future. Also, I have reserved special VIP seating for you here. See ya soon.

Temporarily Closed. Turns out Barney and Snowmiser were hanging out in the bar and got into a big drunken argument about -AO and intervals of +PNA... then something about NAO and crap pac. They destroyed the place.

We have recently added a new bar and lounge to the Redemption Room.

This just in from the Snow Miser Future Forecast Center...

Imagine a world beyond purples....

I wanted to take a moment and remind everyone of the possibilities moving forward. Please welcome our special guest....

Fear not... you too, shall be redeemed.

41 fun loving degrees here. Just remember, there is always time in the season for redemption.

In attempt to remain proactive, we are currently looking into offering the following programs and courses. - The Friendly Mountains: How CAD is your friend - Model Waffling: How to pick the best IMBY model - Creating your own Cold Air: Precipitation rates and how they effect the Column - Coping with White Rain: Justifying the need for White Rain Events - Ground Temps: Dispelling myths regarding Car Tire Heat - Radar Hallucinations: Are they Real? - Virga with Benefits: Advancing your relationship with Virga This is just a small sampling. We would appreciate any feedback and/or suggestions.

Here is a Preview... Obviously, changing the number on a clock doesn’t actually add any time onto our days. That point was eloquently made in this old joke: When told the reason for daylight savings time the Old Indian said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”

It has come to my attention that there are those who are hoping to sow seeds of despair by pointing out days will be getting longer in the not so distance future. Fear not my friends. This will only provide the opportunity to watch the copious amounts of snow we surely shall receive this winter season during the daylight hours. This will be followed by the Daylight Savings Time conspiracy hoax later in the year. Don't take the bait. We will be offering a program to address these issues as well.

When facing an unknown future, hope is as reasonable as despair. Do not be swayed by those who offer trinkets of despair in exchange for hope.

Here we shall celebrate all victories... as small as they may be.

We will be offering several counseling programs in the near future. As an example....The Eclipse Program. Here we deal with anxiety as it relates to sun angle, etc.

Welcome to the Redemption Room. Dedicated to saving the lives of weenies who are considering jumping off the cliff.

We all know there will be jumpers. Especially if those to the north and west manage to stay frozen while members 50 miles south experience nothing but cold rain . That said, your statement should serve as a PSA. Thank you.