Gritty looks like a strung out nutjob so I can see how Philly likes him. But yeah, the effort level was at a all time low creating this character, like 15 minutes. Reminded me of a red Grimace when I first saw a picture...
Fellow Catholic guy here (1-12/not by choice) and yes a yardstick but more likely that damn wooden pointer thing to the chalkboard trying to show us stuff which isn't practical and no one cared. I was the guy who listened to Elliot Abrams/KYW earlier in the morning glaring out the window during class waiting for the first flakes to fall hoping for a half-day...
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