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How bout dem Caps!!! Ovi creeping closer.

Thanks Jebman. Are they getting obliterated and destroyed by white asteroids that you’ll be happy to shovel from here until eternity?

How ironic. I’m about to walk into a bar for 2 hours.

Sunshine flurries!

Hug every beautiful fluffy snowflake like it’s your last. That’s always been my motto. I would take a snow storm in fucking July! Who cares!? Though, we will need to torch 2 days later so I can get back to my pinky sipping Reunite on ice under a palm tree. Ok. Double IPA. So my point though, I’m here for the snow! Severe season is fine. Eh. Lightning is fun for like a millisecond. Hurricanes meh (unless it’s coming straight up the bay). I don’t give a rats ass when it snows though. Any day of the week in any time of the year. Just lay down a fresh carpet of fluffy white for me. I need my zen Jebwalk moments. Means a lot to me…

Whoops. Typo! Yes. 25. There is beer involvement currently.

35 degrees. Got some dandruff in the air in downtown Bethesda. Enjoying at least seeing some flakes.

So am I hearing this correctly? @Bob Chill carries a Louisville Slugger and is merely looking for a few base hits. HRs are nice, but key hits with runners in scoring position are more important. Did I interpret that right?

Here’s my final forecast. That’s it. I’m not saying another damn thing about it until 0z. ETA—apologies to everyone not in the purple. My crayon ran dry.

Agreed! Laughter can definitely be the cure sometimes. Don’t worry though, I’m sure we have another hilarious epic fail coming soon.

Sooooo….what are you trying to say?

I can’t wait for our first Mitchnicking next winter.

In NAM 32km and 12km we trust!

We’ll be fine. Do you believe in model ghosts though?

OMG OMG!

Reel it back in! This bastard been putting up a hell of tussle. I expect by 18z to have a bunch of how much IMBY posts from from everyone in DC up to Carbondale. LFG!!

Pretty damn stoked for this one as well! We should start a storm thread and go immediately into storm mode.

Congrats VA Beach?

Let’s reel this baby back! We got this.

So who’s winning the snowfall contest? Do we have any updates?

I’ll be here for it. I didn’t cliff dive yet.

I know I’m typing to a group of zombies here at this point, but If anyone cares to keep just a flicker of hope alive, from Justin Berk: “It is Presidents Week, and historically, half of our top 25 snowstorms fall this time of year. So when the computer guidance pointed us to a major storm, it was easy to believe. That winter storm has had a trend on many models farther south to even miss much of Maryland and PA… My hesitation is that the full energy from the Pacific Ocean is not ingested into the modeling yet. It will today. So if there are any more blips in the projected development and track, they will show up today. I need to emphasize and consider that weather events that did miss this winter have had one thing in common: They verified farther north than models forecasted. Yes, the prime events did hit south of Baltimore, but the misses were plots too far south. There is a bias to push cold air in too soon AND to push it too far south. Here is what is weird AND NOT wish-casting…. The Euro and Canadian have it missing south, while the American Models GFS and NAM 12K keep it closer. The current Euro looks similar to what the GFS did last week. So, is it leading the charge with something now? I also need to point out that a few weeks ago, the Euro had been too far south, and the GFS beat it. I made sure to acknowledge this in my storm report, so all bets are not off. The model run this morning should include the needed energy. By mid-day, I will personally have a better idea if this will be a hit or miss and make my first call”.

I’m here and properly tailgated for it. Also—will kill time watching the SNL 50th Anniversary. Should be hilarious. Sometimes we need a model / forum break.

Whoa! Folding a bit quick no? LOL We have plenty of that weather to come. Let’s get 1 more winter wonderland here before we hit the whole “wave the white flag” vibe.

Tonight is the “we’re either all in or all out”. Changes need to happen then or we’re smoking nothing by cirrus clouds with a few flurries. Onward and upward. Been a fun winter regardless, and I personally thought it was going to suck. So I’m happy with whatever at this point, but everyone has their own happy threshold. I get it. I do want a blizzard bomb at some point though. 2016 was way too long ago…