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Atomixwx

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  1. It snowed here this morning and then the sun came out. Currently it's just gray and cold. We didn't get nearly as much rain up this way, so I think my lawn *could* go a while but I think I'm going to mow it on Friday just to be out in the sun. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  2. Hey. Hey. Cut the shit. I wouldn't hold a prejudice towards your posts based upon your entire body of work. I'd allow an anomaly here and there, how's about the same courtesy being extended my way? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  3. No you pervert. I went through a phase this winter where I was watching people take train trips because I have no goddamn idea and the aforementioned Jeb Brooks has basically eaten himself into a meatball. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  4. I'm seen a hundred videos of people on the Zephyr. They all say to eat the meatballs lol. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  5. MVEmbiid Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  6. Yeah no shit hahaha. I imagine that device is at the campground and probably just barely on. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  7. So it didn't rain at all in Burnt Cabins? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  8. Nary a drop of rain here as evidence by the decision to hoist flood alerts to the east. Just a damp, raw day here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  9. I miss the sun. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  10. I'll tell you your future: It's round, it's got three holes and you stuck your fingers in it. YOU LEAVE REBECCA OUT OF THIS, MISTER! Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  11. We didn't get a whole lot of rain up this way today. Just a raw, wet day. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  12. She was really a nasty freak. She just loved to get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!" Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  13. I'll go nuclear. Absolutely nuclear. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  14. Dunkin Run is what happens at 3:30 AM when all the 7s finally paired up and you're left with the decision to get some or play another sad ass round of five knuckle shuffle, but you's also an observant and have to be home and rested before Divine Liturgy so you ain't staying. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  15. Observe deez nuts on your weather report. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  16. Way to sully the fun. This would have been like somebody interrupting the breaking news of 9/11 with a weather report. "As you can see, the towers have fallen and the coroner's office has begun scooping up femurs to begin the arduous process of identification, but let's get back to Willard Scott with the weather." "Sunny and 72 here. Should be a great next couple of days to begin rescue and recovery. This report is brought to you by Welch's Grape Juice." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  17. I could have had that life. I could have. But after snorting lines off Amish and Mennonite ass cracks, I can firmly say this. I don't want your life. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  18. They're interesting. They have that time during their rumspringa where they experiment in everything from substance use to hard rock to... non-equine sexual interaction. For anyone in here who was under the impression that the nearest Donkey show was in Tijuana. It's not. Wednesday nights in Willow Hill, you'll see this Old Order bitch named Becky. She has nipples the size of thermometers and a bush that would make Bob Ross stand up in his grave and applaud. I'm rambling, but Becky does this thing with a Belgian workhorse that makes you wonder how the horse has so much strength after the amount of work it puts in. Upshot: Donkey show. Nobody really feels bad for the animal. Sucks: They all do this. To answer your "Are they wild?" Yes. Downside is, I don't have enough skin tone to satisfy Rebecca after her second show of the night. So they just use us for free beer in the parking lot of Blue Mountain Roller Rink. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  19. I said I saw God, didn't I? And because there was an all night softball tournament going on across the street at the usual spot. And because she was Amish and if she got caught with English man here we'd both have been honor killed. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  20. True story, back in 2002 I once received a Franklin Flusher in the parking lot of the Roxbury Holiness Camp. I've never so much as seen a car at that place and neither had my high school girlfriend at the time. Let me tell ya. My opinion on God has been "no," ever since I was old enough to know which side of the playpen smells the worst, but that night? I saw em. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  21. Oooh. That's pretty. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  22. Look, there are creams and gels you can use to help with that issue. You don't have to live like that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  23. Nothing says "Early Bird Special" like pimping your expertise in dead technology. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  24. I forgot half of you old farts switched to embalming fluid at the turn of the century. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  25. Christ it smells like Bengay in here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
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