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These people are assholes. They're also probably not human and are from Hell. Nobody can handle an 85 degree living room. They're also likely perverts who treat the family room as a nude beach, sitting there on Sunday binging Criminal Minds for eight hours with a communal bowl of kettle corn and Country Time lemonade, with their floppy tits and loose, saggy balls on a plastic couch. Screw them.
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My dogs need to pee. It's currently "f you" degrees outside. I'm going to go dig them a grave.
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I had to re-read this because it's not often somebody on TV weather, window sales or otherwise reaches out 21 days on a limb. Did he by chance issue a 45-day forecast?
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It already feels like straight-up ass outside.
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90°F at 2:45. F this. I'm going to the water park.
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83°F and radiant sun at four minutes past noon.
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So Houston no die, but maybe spends week on ICU.
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So what you're saying is once the Category five makes landfall at Havre de Grace, the water will be warm enough to sustain major hurricane status to at least Binghamton?
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Just had the little guy out to play for half an hour. I need a shower. It's that muggy already.
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2:30
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We are in our dry season
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So uh... Houston gonna die next week or what?
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Ninety goddamned degrees and there's a water main break or something, my toddler just took an immense shit, and I have no water. I'm basically in India right now.
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Ugh
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Headed to the park for Summer Thunder tonight. I am not the biggest fan of fireworks (if you've seen one, you've seen em all, Beldar Conehead sunglasses aside) but the other half likes them, and so here we are. Give me ten minutes in the lazy river beforehand and I'll be okay with it.
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Eskin as a philanderer was basically the free space on everyone's 2024 Bingo Card.
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Peter Sinks was the name of my band in High School.
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You see? I haven't even thought about that clown in probably an hour. I don't need this.
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In a month I may, *may* be ready for fall. But I doubt it. I am not ready for cool weather.
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Shut up.
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Mowing in July at 74 degrees is just wonderful.
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Auf wiedersehen, Tobias.
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My point and click suggests a normal week around these parts with no hint of a heat wave.
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Havre de Grace...
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Go on...
