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WmsptWx

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  1. I recommend you climb into the 20th century and get air conditioning.
  2. I played a little league game once back in the 90s when the HI was probably close to 110. Worst experience of my entire life aside from any time I've been tapped in the nuts. A kid passed out. We stopped for five minutes to drink some Gatorade and water and then continued. I thought I was going to pass away. Nowadays they'd probably call the game. *******.
  3. No. Don't do that to some poor asshole driving past a corpse who finds themselves at a crossroads of "Do I poke a body that has been dead for an hour or do I post on Facebook that I watched a guy drop dead in real time?" Don't do that to them.
  4. That's what you get for walking into Gigante. They should have Marty handing out cool towels at the door.
  5. Dude comes back and is immediately greeted with a soaked blanket.
  6. I got a reading of 94°F in Clearfield at 1:00 PM. I've been busy all day. The thermometer on a digital screen to Carns UTV said 101°F, which made me laugh.
  7. Good. I'll be lakeside with my anus in a floatee. Temps won't be quite so bad for me, but it may be a bitch to get comfortable at night.
  8. Parents in Three Springs reporting 99. Their weather instrumentation is inside so I would say take five degrees off that.
  9. The other half had to run an errand with the teenager a little bit ago and stopped at DQ. While they were waiting in line to receive their order, DQ had to reproduce an ice cream cone because it had melted. It feels like the sun has a magnifying glass on top of me.
  10. This week I have learned that Chester county is Philadelphia's north pole.
  11. 86°F currently. At 11:35 AM it's eighty-six goddamned degrees. Another record in Falls Creek is about to go down.
  12. I have my turtle shell ready to knock that f'er out of the sky.
  13. Woke up to take the pups out at 5:45 and it was disgusting outside. Thank the god for air conditioning.
  14. It's incredible how little the park has changed on the right side of the highway. The kiddie section I think has one ride that is under 40 years of age and overall the only alterations on that side since I was a youngster (I turn 39 in August) was the removal of Zyklon and turning it into a Wild Mouse and the tragedy that was getting rid of Space Odyssey. Almost nothing else has changed. The go karts and mini golf where the water park is now were great. Wish they had a way to keep those while putting in a wave pool and a lazy river.
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