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While there may not be an outbreak this afternoon/evening/tonight in Oklahoma, North Texas, and Kansas, there may be body counts.

Mow #4 is in the books. I regret waiting until today. I cooked out there.

Need to dodge the storms tomorrow. Basically any free time I have the summer is going to be used trying to get my money's worth for tier 2 passes to Delgrosso's Park/Laguna Splash in Tipton. I am sure by the end of the summer I will be ready to put my head into the pool of the kiddo's boat ride and ask them to run me over like I am a manatee.

This is insanity. A bunch of nobodies in there trying to find a place to go fly a drone over some dead people and somewhere in there, Val Castor and Reed Timmer are trying to actually save lives and further the advancement of the human race. I am flabbergasted as to how dozens of these people haven't been killed this year.

Network affiliates are such damned whores. These jabronis have sold the thumbnails of storm chasers...

Huge tornado near Olustee, OK.

It stinks on ice. I want storms, damnit.

The thunder from this storm was impressive.

Not even so much as a cloud here. I should mow...

Eighteen minutes before Nooners: Brilliant sunshine and 81°F. Hoping for a rough storm this afternoon/evening.

BRING IT ONN

Same street. Iowa has gotten smoked this month. It's as if someone has a beef with Iowa.

I just saw a picture of a road being stripped away. I think the NWS is afraid to pull the trigger on EF5s post Moore, but El Reno, Mayfield and Rolling Fork were probably EF5s and this is probably pretty close, too.

Rest in peace, Greenfield.

Greenfield, IA. Was this the drought-buster?

PDS tornado warning for Strand, IA.

Photogenic tornado on the ground in Red Oak, Iowa.

What an advertisement for the LSV. Perhaps one of our red-taggers who turned into a realtor could use that quote.

*Don't write the joke* *Don't write the joke* *Don't write the joke* *Don't write the joke* *Don't write the joke*

I don't think that's relevant. I'm not saying Scottie is guilty. I'm not saying he's innocent, but there's an alleged assault on PO, correct? You telling me you or I find ourselves in that position and they're going to let us walk while an investigation pends? Or at least as quickly as he got out? My ass. We'd be told to celebrate due process in a holding cell while the cop gets stitched up and they figure it out. Oh and this isn't me railing on the police either, far from it, but if the person in question wasn't the #1 ranked individual on the planet at what he does and holds a considerable bankroll, they'd be playing hangman on a cell wall right now. Edit: I just saw the cop was dragged by a car. Yeah. We sure as shit wouldn't be leaving jail in time for the first hole.

And if you or I beat the shit out of a cop or so much as farted on them, we'd have been thrown into a can at county and told to cool our asses off until a judge can be bothered to see us, which would be Monday or Tuesday, maybe. And then he would deny our bail so we would continue to cool our asses until the fair and speedy trial went down in 245 days. Cool to know money continues to be the answer to all problems.