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Not even so much as a cloud here. I should mow...

Eighteen minutes before Nooners: Brilliant sunshine and 81°F. Hoping for a rough storm this afternoon/evening.

BRING IT ONN

Same street. Iowa has gotten smoked this month. It's as if someone has a beef with Iowa.

I just saw a picture of a road being stripped away. I think the NWS is afraid to pull the trigger on EF5s post Moore, but El Reno, Mayfield and Rolling Fork were probably EF5s and this is probably pretty close, too.

Rest in peace, Greenfield.

Greenfield, IA. Was this the drought-buster?

PDS tornado warning for Strand, IA.

Photogenic tornado on the ground in Red Oak, Iowa.

What an advertisement for the LSV. Perhaps one of our red-taggers who turned into a realtor could use that quote.

*Don't write the joke* *Don't write the joke* *Don't write the joke* *Don't write the joke* *Don't write the joke*

I don't think that's relevant. I'm not saying Scottie is guilty. I'm not saying he's innocent, but there's an alleged assault on PO, correct? You telling me you or I find ourselves in that position and they're going to let us walk while an investigation pends? Or at least as quickly as he got out? My ass. We'd be told to celebrate due process in a holding cell while the cop gets stitched up and they figure it out. Oh and this isn't me railing on the police either, far from it, but if the person in question wasn't the #1 ranked individual on the planet at what he does and holds a considerable bankroll, they'd be playing hangman on a cell wall right now. Edit: I just saw the cop was dragged by a car. Yeah. We sure as shit wouldn't be leaving jail in time for the first hole.

And if you or I beat the shit out of a cop or so much as farted on them, we'd have been thrown into a can at county and told to cool our asses off until a judge can be bothered to see us, which would be Monday or Tuesday, maybe. And then he would deny our bail so we would continue to cool our asses until the fair and speedy trial went down in 245 days. Cool to know money continues to be the answer to all problems.

He's just taking Saturday being rain day into consideration.

It was a ten minute passing shower. Put me down for mow #4. And now my back is killing me.

Raining. I didn't think that was part of the script today. I was just about to punch out and go mow.

Followed by two absolute disasters. Revenge of the Nerds may be THE example (maybe second only to Caddyshack) as to why you don't even try to improve upon perfection.

https://youtu.be/sTDENzpW7tw?si=ImD43MJY9CcNXsB3

The ten-day would make next week appear to be relatively dry and warm. To quote Mills Lane, "I'll allow it."

Sir, my who-weres are of the cleanest sort. Every 72 hours they are required to inject Clorox into the honey hole and Liquid Plumr up the Hershey highway (in this case, not 422 into Lebanon). If the mold and germs start to overcome that, I have access to a wood chipper and the ability to move on quickly.

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