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Well if you're being backdoored, the surface area in question already, at least in most non-Coneheadian cases, has an established vertical line. Almost like the body's prime meridian. So in this case you just grab the eastern and western hemispheres of said surface where the backdoor exists and mark your point of entry. And then I might suggest some sort of lubricant. Spit also works if you're in a pinch. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

What is the line? I want to drag my ass across it like a dog with worms. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I went to a Phillies vs Braves game back in 2003, when they were preparing to wrecking ball the Vet and Mike Hampton took a perfect game into the seventh and these dudes a few rows down stood to applaud and got pelted with shit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Go ahead and put me on the board at one mowing. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Goldrush chicken sandwich. Everything else can go screw itself. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Early Nooners: Cloudy and 59°F. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

THEN IT DOES NOT COUNT. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I don't know, guys. It might be Chamber of Commerce out here today. Mow #1 may go into the books. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

HAIL INCOMING Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

States should be ranked based on their Red Robin availability. How far does one have to drive to get to endless fries and campfire sauce? That or tiddy bars. Show me that ranking. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Campfire sauce Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Fire John Tortorella Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Nooners: Mostly sunny and 64°F. My grass shot up like it was on a spring overnight after the last month of rainers. I'm actually impressed. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

There were a shit ton of trees down out by Petersburg, which is just NW of Lewistown. I would agree likely a downdraft. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Mow #1 will occur sometime this week. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

HAIL INCOMING Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Great storm so far. Lightning strike within a mile or so at most from my front door. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

This is my eclipse Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Pitch black out Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

BULLETIN - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED Severe Thunderstorm Warning National Weather Service State College PA 609 PM EDT Sun Apr 14 2024 The National Weather Service in State College PA has issued a * Severe Thunderstorm Warning for... Southeastern Cameron County in north central Pennsylvania... Central Centre County in central Pennsylvania... Northern Clearfield County in central Pennsylvania... Southwestern Clinton County in north central Pennsylvania... Southeastern Elk County in north central Pennsylvania... * Until 645 PM EDT. * At 609 PM EDT, severe thunderstorms were located along a line extending from near Keating to near Brockway, moving east at 60 mph. HAZARD...60 mph wind gusts and quarter size hail. SOURCE...Trained weather spotters. IMPACT...Hail damage to vehicles is expected. Expect wind damage to roofs, siding, and trees. * Locations impacted include... DuBois, Clearfield, Bellefonte, Sandy, Philipsburg, Woodland, Curwensville, Lamar, Penfield, Hyde, Milesburg, and Plymptonville. For those driving on Interstate 80, this includes areas between the Dubois and Lock Haven exits, specifically from mile markers 97 to 173. This includes Interstate 99 near mile marker 85. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... Stay inside a well built structure and keep away from windows. To report severe weather, contact your nearest law enforcement agency. They will send your report to the National Weather Service office in State College PA. Continuous cloud to ground lightning is occurring with these severe thunderstorms. Move indoors immediately. Lightning is one of nature's leading killers. Remember, if you can hear thunder, you are close enough to be struck by lightning. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's coming Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Watch hoisted Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

From the forecaster's disco This cold front will bring an Enhanced (3/5) Risk of severe weather across central PA this evening. Hi-res model guidance continues to suggest convection to develop along this cold front and continue tracking across central PA later this afternoon and throughout the evening hours. Initial thoughts are that a broken line of storms will begin to impact the northern tier closer to the 19-20Z (3pm-4pm) timeframe with marginally severe conditions at the onset with damaging winds being the main hazard across this area. As this cold front approaches the Interstate 80 corridor, it will move into an area with increased instability, becoming more favorable for severe thunderstorms in the 21-22Z (5p-6p) timeframe. Around this timeframe, clusters of broken storms may organize into a narrow squall line with some potential for discrete modes near the surface trough. In an environment with favorable shear parameters and steep lapse rates at the low- and mid- levels, a couple of tornadoes and hail cannot be ruled out as this complex begins moving further to the south this evening, especially along and west of the I-99 corridor. Further to the east, slightly less shear will limit this potential but there is a non-zero chance of a small, weak tornado. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Right. I live right on 80 pretty much... Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

75 and not a cloud in the sky. I feel like this is perfect recipe for severe wx this evening. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk