Atomixwx

They already put that microchip in me from the movie where I zap myself every time I swear. Big, floppy donkey dick. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

If they do, I'll install it. I hate social media but I hate being told what I can't do more. Come and get it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Great. Can't wait to die today. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Canuck babies burning ants with magnifying glass and shit got waaaaaaaay out of hand. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Starting the day at 189. Just saw Lemoyne was in the 400s. Shit is insane and CNN posted an article telling people to get used to it, as this may be all summer. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Up to 218. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Up to 186 up here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I imagine Scranton right now is like Boston at the end of "Knowing." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Corning, NY. 444. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

What are you talking about? It's Clearfield. Walmart is where you go to school, church (the 900,000 Polish and Russian fucks who call this place home attend various mass and divine liturgies at Dollar Stores around the area), the doctor, glory hole, and as canderson said, Facebook Marketplace child acquisition. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Nearly choked on the walk from the car to Walmart. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

It's like pre-Olympics Beijing in a lot of places. I wonder how many asthmatics drop off today and tomorrow. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Well. Shit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I always considered Franklin and Cumberland counties to be, you know, the Cumberland valley. It's weird to me that they would consider Chambersburg part of the Susquehanna valley when it's an hour's drive away and closer to the Potomac. New rule: Franklin county from Scotland south is now the Upper Potomac valley. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I am somebody whose mood is entirely influenced by the weather. I love summer because it's usually sunny. But we need rain. I don't remember the last time it rained around here. The sky looked promising a little while ago but it was just moving about its life. 10 day looks alright here for some chances, but I don't know. May be holding a viking funeral for the worms by the end of the month. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

#WhiteGuyProblems Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

We had clouds here for about five minutes. Had. Sun is back out. Not a drop. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Ban will last 30 days but, to the surprise of nobody, will not include fireworks. If it doesn't rain buckets this coming week, Lancaster is going to have some serious issues when everyone sets off their backyard fireworks and a shitload of barns get torched. And that'll be that for the 2023 Amish C(o)untry (HA! that looks like a gaping butthole. That works two ways. That's funny shit, goddamnit, you didn't think of it) equine erotica season. RIP horsies. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Lancaster about to order a burn ban. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Still not able to buy the fire off, are ya? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Canada can't ever give us shit we really want like decent poutines and Molson 3.0, but we get their wildfire residue? Fucking flappy-headed dicks. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

York county issued a burn ban this morning. How long until that goes widespread? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I figured by now you'd have purchased a retractable roof anchored down on your neighbor's rooves to protect your house from this shit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And if they don't, I will. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

PA hail is less fertile. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk