Atomixwx

I came in 2nd

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What does second place in a daiquiri contest get?

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The @canderson's of change have brought snow to us here in Vail at elevation.

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The wind here is insane.

How many @canderson's would you rate said wind?

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A friend of mine outside Chicago says there were 11 tornadoes in his county overnight.

Makes sense. That cell was running riot from Cedar Rapids until Evanston. It looked like West Chicago was going to get a solid rogering at about 9 pm last night.

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Fairly weak line (or skinny if that is a better word) heading toward S Central PA.  Cold air follows behind it. 
 

It's quite cold outside now.

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What @canderson expects when it is windy versus what actually happens



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This is what you choose to bed down in when you're too busy galavanting about from Broadway to Spring Training to Azerbaijan and don't see much use for actually reinforcing any one part of your home.

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Just got a Special Weather Statement about a line of storm bringing 50 mph gust about five minutes too late.

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The gust I just received would probably level @canderson's house if it was constructed as shittily as I imagine it was given his fixation on the wind.

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Holy wind

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My daughter text me about 730 with a picture of her dog in the bath tub. 

I have two golden retrievers, one reposed, one still with us, both used the space between the shitter and the wall as their thunder buddy.

The living dog is probably the largest golden on record. He probably tips the scales at around 130 lbs. Remarkably he's not a fat dog. Watching him squeeze his big ass under and behind the can is hilarious.

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Tornado wipes away the ivy at Wrigley and it just becomes a fence. Purists cry.

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How much of Texas burns before Greg Abbott gets up out of his chair to pour a bucket on the fire?

"I've seen a lot of spinals, dude. This guy fuckin walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life."

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Who had February midnight tornadoes in Cincinnati on their bingo card? 

I hope some poor asshole in Chillicothe gets smoked by flying Skyline Chili and ends up at the Ohio State game in the sky.

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Goodbye, Chicago.

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You would think but past experiences suggest internet bullies back down when faced with blood and legal issues.

Surely didn't stop any of the Jan Sixers.

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I feel like a real life meeting of all mid Atlantic posters would result in a mass casualty event

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Good. Let's make it happen.

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I am ready to get blown (away).

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I just started back to back sentences with conjunctions. 

Good to see we give jailbirds weather forum access now.

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Legalized weed is coming this year, book it. 

My spine thanks you for your help in this.

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We have a lawyer in this group and I was banned for 28 days for no goddamned reason?

Man, this is some bullllllllllllllllllshit.

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The next good piece of brisket I have anywhere north of Texas will be the first.  

Doans Bones in Petersburg is pretty legitimate, as is Gio's BBQ.

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is there anything more important in Texas then HS football? 

Secession from the Union?

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Having a title game at CV is a joke. Congrats kids for an amazing year, go play the biggest game of your life at a high school stadium!

Well they were chosen because the PIAA office is next door, is it not?

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Having the giant digital billboard show an image of the building you're currently inside is peak Jerry Jones.

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