Also, studies seem to show that people who swear, are more intelligent.
https://www.sciencealert.com/swearing-is-a-sign-of-more-intelligence-not-less-say-scientists
So let me get this straight. ShimmyJimmy wants a 70mph White Hurricane in Winter but doesn't want a Cat 1 to make landfall in Harwich, MA, Cape Cod USA?
Yeah, he needs to improve his soil composition. It may take a few years of doing this to really turn it around. Focus on that and the grass will respond.
There are so many varieties now, it's tough to keep track.
https://www.brewcabin.com/hop-varieties/
Cascade, Chinook, Citra, Amarillo, Centential, Mosaic, Simcoe are all pretty versatile for both aroma and bitterness.