Jebman

Zero chance of tropical rain for Texas this season. Seems about right. Desertification's right on track! Time to pretend I'm on the Giza Plateau with the ardor of an Indiana Jones, looking for 13th Dynasty artifacts.

Frigid cold Texas sweet tea and lemonade, amid visions of a ice locked entire eastern section of America this winter, alongside frigid vodka cold northerly winds and deep drifting snow.

When is it going to be the Mid Atlantic's turn? In the 2025-2026 Winter.

Check out 1:05 on the vid.

You'll need the Panic Room from time to time as we experience Pattern Reloading and snow weenies panic, but most of the time its gonnabe forlorn. Because DCA and the entire greater metro region will get demolished by Brobdingnagian amounts of snow. And vodka cold.

We are not even gonna need this place this winter, not the way you guys are gonna get shellacked.

BANK ON IT. It will happen. Get the shovels ready. You'll all be GLUED to models for months. Your BACKS will hurt BAD. You are about to shovel about 50 years' worth of snow. Next winter will be even snowier. YOU ARE GONNABE SO DAMNED TIRED OF SNOW BY LATE JAN 2026, it will be ridiculous! You guys have had this coming for a long while. These, will be the Days To Remember. Joel says they will not last forever, but I got news for you! It WILL last "forever" for many. BIG ALTERATIONS COMING!

1) Massive implications for worldwide cooling trends due to Grand Solar Minimums. Possible LIA by 2030. 2) I have permanent left knee problems from helping my mom here in Texas with the donkeys. I am scared to death of ice. If I fall, I stay down. 3) Mid Atlantic in Winter 25-26 will be severely impacted. By 2030 we will be seeing massive global cooling transmigrations. Again, I will be dead. Application: Be very damn careful what you wish for. This, is what I get for obsessing over winter for 50 years. Now I am old and wishing I could move to the Amazon where I will be safe from any temperature below 80 degrees. NOW, THAT'S A JEBMAN POST!

Hope you get it along with lots beneficial rain while staying real safe.

It's gonnabe a cold, very snowy winter 2025-26 in the Mid Atlantic. Get those shovels ready. Stock up on whatever you use to stay awake. Because you will be tracking weather models into late March over snow after snow after snow after snow after snow after snow after snow after snow after snow. By late January 2026, many of you will be sick and tired of digging the snow from your driveways. You will be fed up with waking up after spending 14 hours clearing your walk and driveway entrances from the latest blockbuster blizzard that dumped 30 inches of snow, to a huge, Brobdingnagian snow berm that the damned plow guy left you, right across your driveway, about eight feet high and frozen in place by single digit low temperatures and northerly winds gusting to 55 mph, to say nothing of drifting. You'll break out the ice pick and various tools, trying to chip through that snow and ice berm, falling right on your azz, right in front of your neighbors who will be cracking up so damned hard that they will be sliding on the ice like lemmings. Someone will inevitably capture your hilarious, Fail Tube flailing pratfall right on your tailbone on their trusty high end phone and post it straight to YouTube, where it will rack up over ten million views in 24 hours, assuring the channel owner a steady flow of fresh cash while everyone in your local neighborhood will be pointing straight at you and laughing uproariously while brandishing their phones and tablets.

These folks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy down south in the Andes are just getting demolished. You can actually see that snow on the ground, getting blown around, in REAL TIME!!!!! Take a really good look at this vid. Because you are seeing a representation of what DCA is gonna look like come mid Dec 2025 on into early April 2026. Believe it. When you got the Jebman talkin SNOW in early August, what you got here is a sign of an imminently very BAD winter here in the Mid Atlantic only about 18 weeks from now.

Another massive weather system in TX, another wild swing...........and yet another MISS! Lucy is working overtime in Buda. The drought rages on. That was particularly heartbreaking. You could see the dark rain shaft but once again the life giving ship passes in the night.

Cerro Castor ski resort is still getting heavy snow and it is blowing around. It's deep winter down in deep southern South America and the skiers there are happy. It's gonnabe the scene in the Mid Atlantic come December 2025 on into the first three months of 2026. Remember you heard it first from The Jebman!

Nice cool relaxing day in Buda this afternoon, it was right nice out, about 101 degrees along with a 65 dewpoint. Not bad at all. I have been running around with the windows down in the car all summer because this has been quite the "cool" wet at times high sun season. Friday night/Saturday, Gulf of Mexico feature drifts west over south central Texas, colliding with a front from the northwest. Might get some storms. Meanwhile in other news, Cerro Castor Ski Resort in South America is getting demolished right now. Probably dozens of fresh centimeters of snow. It's blowing around, too!

Take a look at this YouTube vid from that South American ski resort. These guys are STILL getting demolished at 5am Texas time!

@AgBob lol

Check this out in Argentina! I've been watching the snow fall at night over there. https://www.skiresort.info/ski-resort/cerro-castor/webcams/wcy1408/

Wow man I wish I could spend a week with you putting me to work learning everything you know. Forget meteorology. This stuff is far better!

Extreme heat stays out west. We Texans will take the high heat in order to help out all our friends back East. We are sending you DCers many a cool, dry front laden with dry continental air!! We like it hot. We'll gladly take ALL the oppressive dewpoints! I am pretty used to 77 dewpoints by now!

Congrats Dale City! You are leading the Nation in rain for the year so far!!!!!!! You passed 33 inches! I am jealous as all hell!!! All I have so far this year, is 26.3 measly inches of rain. I got 6.5 inches in a week but I wanted that 12 inch lolli SO DAMN BAD, I could taste it!

I am so happy for you all, getting decent storm action. Hope you get more and stay safe!

My left knee is getting better. Soon I will have to get on my knees and pull weeds for months and horrific Texas chiggers will eat me alive. I will have hundreds of bites all over. This will not be fun. I will wish I had been at Kerrville in Camp Mystic the night of July 3 asleep. I love that Guadalupe River so much, it hurts. Even more than I miss my friend A.B. I am DYING to undertake an truly EPIC walk up the entire Guadalupe just to get a damn good look at all the damage!!!!

Congrats Dale City! You guys have just eclipsed 32 inches of rain this year!

My mom down here in Texas can do some yummy things with fresh blackberries!

This.