I really do get where you're coming from dude, but even so, it's apparent that you have strictly next-level expectations. You're right, winters since about GHD II have been pretty boring save a few memorable stretches. But even so, we're not rationalizing how bad it is now, that's just how it is. The last few years are how it's supposed to be. Unless you plan on moving (which you can't) or having a winter performance related stroke, you have to accept that.
Hopefully one of these years we'll get something again.