Echo what Trixie said. If this is upsetting you this much then I hope you can find a therapist to speak with. You don't want this to start affecting your overall mental health.
Relax. I’m am just joking with you. Just like I joke with others. And they joke with me. People joke about how I get no snow most winters and that I live in the tropics. Just let it roll off you. It’s not worth wanting to fight over. I’ll buy you a beer if that will help smooth things over.
I like that but I got a bottle of Papa Hemingways when I retired and it was soooo good. $40 so a bit much if mixing when Krakken and even ol Capt Morgan will suffice.
I want to try Afrohead next
I used to be a total beer snob in my 20s-30s. Loved hoppy beers and IPAs and so on. Then my palate changed. I didn’t like beers I could chew or burp 5 hours later and still taste the hops.
Pilsners and ambers now. Stuff that is light and easy to have with lots of things