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I’m just patiently waiting for the happy hour GFS to bring home the Valentines Day bacon. Apparently, all we need is a perfectly timed ejection... ...by a raven. Hmmmmm.

Good try GooFuS. You were oh so close. Maybe one day...

Even when my Cowboys went 1-16 (whatever year that was), it was still a huge win for me since that one win was vs. Redskins! Made my entire season worth it. So I feel like this winter is playing out the same way. We just need 1 damn win. We can do this! F the raging +AO!! PS - new Hysteria Brewing DIPA out today...and it’s great! Hence my goofy post...

Jeez. We can’t even get a real soaker! What a pathetic spring this has been.

Someone needs to fire up the bus. Wait. Should we be in “storm mode”?

It’s definitely trickling towards a better solution. Hopefully we won’t have to flush this one later in the week.

And every few hours we can all feel bad again when you throw another quick and dirty map out. Looking forward to the next one!

It’s over. Damn it early spring! JI saw his shadow....at the Paper Moon.

Holy shnikes! Should I post the It’s happens gif for mid-week??

Now If only JB2 would do the same, the atmosphere would likely go bonkers with a 1609 Jamestown settler type blizzard.

Unfortunately one of the settlers got fringed. What heartbreak that must have been for that poor soul.

Had to DVR tonight. Just finished watching. Man I love Sammy in net. And Ovi is just awesome to watch. Looks like my Gartner jersey (from the 80s) + my Ovi jersey were good ones to purchase! PS - DVRing the game Sunday too. I’ll be watching Cinderella (played by my daughter) at Long Reach HS. I’m buying her jersey next. eta: and if anyone wants to come out March 26, 27, or 29....she is Christine in Phantom of the Opera. Seriously, let me know. Can send info. I can promise unlike our winter, it’s going to be epic!

Incoming fringing....

Oh I definitely know and agree. Just playing around and trying to keep it light this AM. My lack of snow frustration level is at an all time high like many in here. All we can do is push on and hope something breaks our way soon.

Which chapter was that in the weenie handbook again? The final chapter?

You just can’t make this stuff up.

Deep breath everyone. I think at this point if we could even manage to be just a one hit wonder, every last one of us (well except a select few - you know who you are) would be super happy to take it and run into spring. I mean our snowiest month is just about upon us. March seems to always be cold AF these days too. I’d put money down to say we score something decent at some point. Until then, just laugh off winter to date, roll with the punches, and find other ways to bring a smile to your face.... ......opens fridge door to find enough craft beer to supply a small army of dancing tomatoes.

Safe travels! Can you pick up a new Cowboys hat for me in the airport? I love that store they have.

Right now Mike Tirico’s PbP is as bad as Holts goaltending. But no matter! 3-3!! Lol

I can’t wait! I’m pumped!! In just a few more years I can start planting palm trees in Elkridge. Go Global Warming Go! Then I’m positive with my luck (a day later) we’ll start a new ice age, dinosaurs will make a comeback, and those damn bastards will starting eating my precious coconuts. Son of a.... ....I’ll seek help this afternoon. I promise.

When you hit rock bottom, only one way to go..... .....breaks out jack hammer

Good morning. Yes. I know it’s the 12k NAM, but what?

It’s pretty disheartening to see a storm like that not deliver the goods. So close but...

Lol. Icon - Right Between The Eyes. Go listen to that one. Definitely not female. It’s does straight up rock if hair metal was your thing.

Nobody talking about the #2 model in the world?