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WmsptWx

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  1. I agree that both Sheetz and WaWa are better, but I went through this phase of living off of Turkey Hill cheeseburgers back when I had to work in an office and they kept a thousand of them sitting on a heat rack. Probably why they had to remove about thirty feet of small intestine that one time...
  2. Skanks is an all-encompassing, 100% inclusive term that all whores embrace and can be described upon. I can go anywhere on this planet and say "Hey! Where da skanks at?" and the wizard sleeves start falling from the sky. That phenomenon occurs in Tyrone. It occurs in Coeur d'Alene, Ciudad de Juarez, Haifa, you name it, skanks comin. "Skooks" may not cause that response in downtown Cardiff, and "Skooks" may lead to a hearing issue in downtown Chicago that may get me shot. That is why I stick to what works.
  3. I'll take "What skanks tell me on Saturday Night" for $1000.
  4. Furnace texted me this morning; "I'm ready to run." My response was "Kiss my ass, it's August." And then I went downstairs and killed it.
  5. Flood watch hoisted. I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
  6. For those of you who may watch on the YT, Peter Santenello was in central PA recently and dropped a video this morning. He starts in Johnstown but quickly cuts to Spring Run (Path Valley) off the Turnpike near Bubblerville and keeps going east. Pretty interesting.
  7. This thunderstorm out here is bringing the sound and light.
  8. Trying to put my two-year-old to bed as a storm approaches. "Storm's coming," from a near sleeping little guy. He's caught the bug.
  9. He had to work up to Clydesdales after losing thousands of couriers on foot, bicycles, donkeys, quarter-horses, litter-bearers, and standard horsies.
  10. Second issue isn't the dude just thinking to walk the less than a 1/2 mile to drop the thing off on the ground and walk away while you pick it up? Or was the Covid going to jump up and bite him?
  11. Oh good. "On This Day In Delivery" has been interrupted by "At This Hour in East Nantmeal." I can't wait for The Climate Ass A-hole to come through with his edition of "HERE'S WHAT'S HAPPENING IN BRADFORD!"
  12. Check out this guy dancing around the issues. Nobody cares about your experience with the post, sir. That's not what we want to read from you right now...
  13. Oh Christ. Let's have it. Breakdown of your weekend at Inn of the Dove.
  14. Oh don't worry. This sub forum is the wild West, despite suggestions to install @candersonas Maude. The only trigger for arbitration is a joke that may butthurt somebody from afar and your subsequent recommendation that they mind their own fn business.
  15. Perfect night for baseball. Or for listening to baseball while little shit heads run around in the McPlayPlace du joir.
  16. "Hay man, how'd you spend your Wednesday?" "I watched this guy dig a hole." "That's badass." "Not so much. I paid him to do it." "Shit sucks. Shoulda had him dig it big enough to fit you in it."
  17. This sounds like the greatest day and the worst day all at the same time.
  18. Nooners in Clearfield: Sunny and 75°F Current time and weather in Oslo: 6:39 PM, 66°F and rain.
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