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Gonna be awesome when the Clingman Dome observation tower becomes a diving board.

That looks like the shit my food eats.

Guys I think the dream of a Cat 5 over Havre de Grace is dead.

They swabbed my joke about the Taylor county sheriff after a morning of "ITS TAKING OFF" jokes so screw them.

Flight level winds 156 mph.

Michael had to be reviewed by the VAR nine months later and the call of a category four landfall was reversed to a category five. That may now be in play.

CATEGORY FOUR 130 mph 947 mb.

Extrapolated drop sonde 946 mb.

5:00 PM update: 125 mph 951 mb.

"Freedom."

Real shame if it warshed away.

Sheriff's office in Taylor county, Florida; "Hay all you dumb shits who didn't leave. Now you get to write your name, date of birth, and your residence on your arm using a permanent marker because you're gonna fuckin' die."

Another 3mb drop in the eyewall of Helene since the last pass. 956.2 in the eyewall which is not where the lowest pressure would occur. Edit: 951.7 mb

Silence.

Lightning in eyewall of Helene. Rapid intensification is on.

Maybe if he drafted actual football players and not the fastest black guy he could find, he would have had to build a second level onto his mountain. James Jett? That dude can fly. Let's pay him millions of dollars to catch footballs with his Olympic speed. Dude would have paid Usain Bolt to play WR if he were alive when Bolt was running. Ironically enough, had he drafted the fastest black guy available in Calvin Johnson and not the fattest black guy available in JaMarcus Russell, maybe he also puts a second level to Mount Davis then as well... Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And with six or seven hours until landfall, it may find itself a four.

I've schadt there. No chairs to throw at rich people, however.

Helene is now a major hurricane. 120 mph sustained winds.

Watching Ryan Hall's mega cast of Helene, he just addressed the Villages. Could you imagine the absolute tragedy and subsequent media hyperspree that would go down if a category four or five went right up the gut with the dirty side demolishing the villages the same way Andrew obliterated Homestead? My God, it would be insanity.

Oooh. Oooh. I like guessing games. They r-worded and unalived three hookers along the trail?

Her husband appreciates your chastity.

I hope the fans tear the Colosseum down. As the sub's (I assume) lone Raiders fan, I hope somebody takes a colossal shit atop Mount Davis and then takes the seats and throw them at Alameda county commissioners, the Davis and Fisher families. Those idiots had multiple chances to save two franchises (They were never keeping the Dubs from San Francisco, that just wasn't ever happening) and did nothing. If Kamala Harris cared any one bit about this country, shed order a stay of the A's move, and order Allegiant Stadium be lifted off the ground and moved to Oakland. She got that kinda sway, right?

Helene down to 958.3 mb per Hurricane hunters. Looks like the march is on.

https://youtu.be/oz88kJSdT6Y?si=QD0Lvw-tpzBYU0lM