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WmsptWx

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  1. Good to know your parents, Abraham and Sarah are still kicking it well into their 5,000s seeing as you're 80 and all lol.
  2. My SO is a water buffalo and as a result, it's never above 61 in this place. I'm hoping to not use the heat much because my cap locked in last week at $3.88/gal. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.
  3. Helene is a big girl. 5 pm advisory bumped her speeds to 50. Smarter people than I are seeing signs of potential rapid intensification. No matter the speed, the size of this storm may bring some ramifications to places like Tampa Bay.
  4. Right. I haven't seen the sun since I think Friday?
  5. Every storm except for Beryl has struggled this season but the wind shear is almost non-existent with this set-up currently and the Gulf is basically a pool of boiling piss. Assuming the approaching front doesn't suck the energy out of it, this has a chance to get to the 150s.
  6. Gonna have to come from somewhere else. The governor is currently scrutinizing every Sexual Education book in the state and crossing out words such as "rubbers," "jimmy hats," "raincoats," "the pill," "pull out," "dicks," "*******," and "assholes," and that's going to take up the majority of his time.
  7. It doesn't have the balls to hit Clearwater as a category seven.
  8. Yeah. Let's ruin a guys practice on something they didn't do on purpose lol.
  9. Gotta wonder if the 2:00 PM Advisory officially designates the October Surprise as "Helene."
  10. Sixty-five and rain at noon. I know we need the rain, but I need the sun more. Screw the grass.
  11. Adding 22 years for lying about your age on the Internet lol.
  12. Just looking at the ten-day makes me want to deepthroat a pistol.
  13. Why does your avatar look like an Asian woman who is taking one in the shidder?
  14. The people of Jefferson county are assholes. There. I said it.
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