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It's been misting and drizzling up this way since last Saturday with no end in sight

Coming to finish the job

In a more somber note, there are apparently people trapped in flooded structures across Georgia.

It's the drugs.

My dearest Hanlore, One week has come since the skies became dark. A week since the large ball of fire was put out like a see-gar on the ashtray of existence. And I long for your embrace. Or maybe I long for the warmth of the sun. My crotch continues to itch and I spend the majority of the time I am not writing to you going through my hairs with a small brush. I still wonder if you were truthful when telling me you did not stray beyond our matrimony whilst on your voyage to Buenos Aires. I take you at your word, but the itch is neverending. Oh, my love, I miss with the same continuity the lightest of drizzles has enveloped the atmosphere since the sun last shone. I just hope this infernal itching will subside. All my love, Nooners

Probably like a place that still has issues with women folk and people of color.

Just heard from a Atlanta weather girl that the GFS has a NOLA bomb sniffed out end of next week.

It wants to go back to the water and get bigger again.

I'll alert the DC police to make sure to BOLO.

Woulda been cooler if it were a 69.

NHC drone launched last night at 946 mb level measured a 158 mph wind. Helene was a category five at landfall. They're going to have to reverse the call in nine months when they review the call on the field.

Eyewall wobbled in the worst possible way for Tallahassee. They may take it right on the chin tonight.

Eyewall pressure reading of 938 mb. Landfall imminent.

I wish there were bums in Philipsburg. SO wanted a McChicken yesterday. I wanted to not sit in the drive-thru for 20 minutes. I sat in the drive-thru for 20 minutes.

Helene is going to be hanging from the rafters of Planet Earth after tonight. This one is going to reach peak strength at the buzzer.

934 mb

Ocean in my pants.

For the 30 minute wait in the drive-thru, the $5 meal deal is hard to beat lol

9:00 PM Special Update: 140 mph, 941 mb. It may run out of time before it gets to category five.

Good. "Country clubs and cemeteries, biggest wastes of prime real estate" wasn't just a joke.

8:00 PM Advisory: 130 mph, 942 mb.

Gonna be awesome when the Clingman Dome observation tower becomes a diving board.

That looks like the shit my food eats.

Guys I think the dream of a Cat 5 over Havre de Grace is dead.

They swabbed my joke about the Taylor county sheriff after a morning of "ITS TAKING OFF" jokes so screw them.