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But who will think of the trash cans?

Cute little feature of the Tapatalk app: Any reaction to a post is notified to you as a like. Unless the trainer was crying happy tears about a ghost being blown, he didn't like shit. Be better, Crapatalk.

WJAC went out of their way to not say "snow" when he referenced a "mixed bag" on Wednesday. He was trying so hard to not say "snow." I gave it 4/5 Thackaras.

The wind overnight blew down the 8 ft inflatable ghost. Blew the spikes right out of the ground. I'm going to use an old bowling ball to fix this.

Pouring outside. Nice lightning display. I put up an 8ft inflatable ghost this afternoon and it looks pretty badass with the lightning.

Ten day looks to have gotten warmer today.

Might have been a bad day to put up the 8 ft inflatable ghost.

For all the shit I give used car salesman James Franklin, Ryan Day may be an even more fraudulent head coach. The resource gulf between Ohio State and just about everybody is insane and yet Day is 1-7 against the top five. Franklin is 1-12. Those four additional attempts are likely a game against Alabama and three against Ohio State and Michigan. Ryan Day sucks.

No. I still want him fired. He doesn't prepare for games during the week and waits for halftime to make the adjustments. Had he did even the slightest bit of preparation this week, they win by 30.

Tarmac firing. Tonight.

I'm all Indian (feather not dot).

And I believe today may be the annual "Fire James Franklin" day. Maybe I'll be wrong, but I don't like it.

I'll find an Italian and scrape some grease off their back before I lube up with the Did.

Found the last bottle, have ya? I was under the impression that used all of that for Kindergarten oil wrestling.

Can't wait to go to the pumpkin patch this afternoon and feel like I need to mist my balls every five minutes while loose straw from the hayride tries to sodomize me. Fun day.

There was a few days last winter, I can't remember if it was January or February where we had close to 18 inches of snow on the ground due to a decent storm, come cold, and then a freak footer.

Way to make yourself look like a real asshole. Congratulations, you played yourself.

This requires me to walk down the creaky-ass steps beside my toddler's bedroom, which will wake him up and I'm stuck watching Blaze and the Monster Machines until 2:30 AM, not a shot in Hell, sir.

F'n Grimace.

The writing was on the wall two seasons ago. The Phillies are old, they're unbelievably flawed in just about every aspect of baseball, their ownership is desperate, and their front office isn't able to buoy all that. "Home run stick go brrrrrrrrrrt" works in the playoffs, see also; 2021 Braves, but it is too susceptible to going cold during a week off and against above average pitching. The Phillies strategy of swinging out of our cleats on the first pitch works when there's a world calamity and Castellanos goes 3/4 with 2 HR and Schwarber and Harper add four more long shots. Useful as a COC flavored lollipop when weak contact is made or you get a batch of dead ass baseballs. Due to the age and the money they spent on a few select individuals, the Phillies may be in trouble in the coming seasons unless they decide to blow past the tax thresholds and buy up every loose FA they can.

What a farce.

I bet the closest shidder to the train station or your office loves you.

I have been warned about freezing.

So... no D0?

What funeral? Viking funeral.