WmsptWx

You need to know when a joke is happening lol

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE National Weather Service State College PA 1139 AM EST Wed Nov 20 2024 PAZ004-005-010>012-017-018-210045- /O.NEW.KCTP.WW.Y.0015.241121T1800Z-241123T1200Z/ Warren-McKean-Elk-Cameron-Northern Clinton-Clearfield-Northern Centre- Including the cities of Philipsburg, St. Marys, Bradford, Ridgway, DuBois, Renovo, Emporium, Clearfield, and Warren 1139 AM EST Wed Nov 20 2024 ...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 1 PM THURSDAY TO 7 AM EST SATURDAY... * WHAT...Snow expected. Total snow accumulations between 3 and 5 inches. * WHERE...A portion of central Pennsylvania. * WHEN...From 1 PM Thursday to 7 AM EST Saturday. * IMPACTS...Plan on slippery road conditions. The hazardous conditions could impact the Thursday evening and Friday morning commutes. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... Slow down and use caution while traveling. The latest road conditions for the state you are calling from can be obtained by calling 5 1 1. && $$

@candersonadvisory hoisted for my locale.

So WmsptWx changed his SN to Santa Clause and was being silly so I changed my SN to WmsptWx to be funny. This stupid fn website has a "one display name change in 30,000 day" policy. I'm still here. I'm just dumber.

It really is. As much as I've come to hate being cold, I still want a thousand feet of snow.

Thursday A slight chance of snow before 10am, then a chance of rain and snow between 10am and 1pm, then snow likely after 1pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 38. West wind 8 to 11 mph, with gusts as high as 21 mph. Chance of precipitation is 70%. New snow accumulation of less than a half inch possible. Thursday Night Snow. Low around 30. West wind 13 to 18 mph, with gusts as high as 30 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%. New snow accumulation of 1 to 3 inches possible. Friday Rain, possibly mixed with snow. High near 38. West wind 15 to 18 mph, with gusts as high as 30 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of around an inch possible.

And I will be walking to Tamaqua (because my Hyundai Elantra would die as it hydroplanes on mirages and gets stuck in flizzards) to bury him in it.

I would kill somebody for a chance to get snowed in for a weekend in Jim Thorpe. Phrasing. I don't care. Dig him up, I'll get stuck in him, too. But there's this Harold Potter themed coffee shop in town by the gorge that makes incredible sugar-laced drinks and biscuits and all that, and the thought of getting snowed in and achieving blood sugar 900 on that crap is peak how I want to die.

The kiss of death. Preparing a utensil for snow removal.

Let's drop this about 250 ft or so lol

The public is about to begin pounding the Wx community with "the ground is too warm."

The ATMs are quickly being engineered to swap money for chips for the public as a whole. https://www.yahoo.com/news/winter-storms-forecast-to-hit-much-of-us-as-americans-gear-up-for-thanksgiving-travel-153348410.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAGnJaDwM1zGG9iV1A8J-nkCRriIh-M6T7G7eY-08caanFaPL-nxtUE0KO3vZSQRdyjoxu9xBmgx6qvpR3e9gzYYFd-NtdsoeTpqLd1wyGLZClyW2Qgw1AYdWNo6TMwvcTQpv7WTRtJWT_Iiq-3UPqxWl62xtKBzOP8jVuAgtBRB9

Maybe he told a moderator to kiss his ass. Always ends well.

Well I didn't mean that to poo poo the excitement, but to illustrate how frustrating it's been for just about everyone.

With the collective blue balls of the forum as a whole, I wouldn't be shocked if the entire website goes into Storm Mode over what would otherwise just be "Friday."

I think that is it. The day before.

Been a few years since we had a snow storm around Thanksgiving. 2015? We're probably due.

My point and click shows snow on Thursday.

Yuuuuuuuuup But if there's a storm, I'd prefer snow.

Oh wonderful.

The likelihood of an SEC team coming north before Christmas now likely hinges on not dropping the soap in Minneapolis next week. Assuming all things go as they should, I'm going to be riding HARD on Mr. Elliott's call for a rough stretch around Christmas. Inject Georgia walking into a subzero whiteout directly into my veins. And then pull some Iowa shit and somehow misplaced the visitor's bench warmers.

Juniata and West Branch Susky are the same. I'm assuming there's riverbed that is currently exposed that hasnt been in decades.

A very cold rain here today. It's 40°F and raining. Pretty miserable even though the rain is very needed. Damned shame it's not like four degrees colder.

This is like the Nuclear Power Plant Warning that EAS nerds bust out on their YouTube videos. I've never seen that headline before.