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Helene at 100mph max sustained winds with rapid intensification expected. Looks like landfall in the big bend later tonight.

I'm not sure about their pedigree with wrasslin. My SO's oldest plays football and wrestles at Curwensville and we were at Claysburg last year for wrestling and I wasn't too impressed with their varsity squad as a whole but they had a 40-year-old man who on first watch I thought he would be a contender to win his district.

Week four of Jr. High Football sent my anus to Claysburg-Kimmel High School, which may be the nicest Single A football stadium in the state. Although they've spent probably 3/4 of a million dollars on artificial turfing EVERYTHING, they have such a small set of visitors benches that they roll out... in the middle of the infield of their baseball field. Dimensions: 300 to both left and right, 340 to left centre, and a diabolical 470 to right centre. This field hosted a state playoff game last year with Steelton Highspire. I don't know how they were able to house the amount of people I would expect the Rollers would turn up. I spent tonight knowing I could turn a double play if I needed to. As for the weather, it was dreary and cold with a constant drizzle. Such misery.

If Spielberg makes that movie, I will personally send him to Krakhozia.

Good to know your parents, Abraham and Sarah are still kicking it well into their 5,000s seeing as you're 80 and all lol.

Helene down to 991mb.

That's what @canderson's spouse is for.

My SO is a water buffalo and as a result, it's never above 61 in this place. I'm hoping to not use the heat much because my cap locked in last week at $3.88/gal. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.

Helene is a big girl. 5 pm advisory bumped her speeds to 50. Smarter people than I are seeing signs of potential rapid intensification. No matter the speed, the size of this storm may bring some ramifications to places like Tampa Bay.

Right. I haven't seen the sun since I think Friday?

Every storm except for Beryl has struggled this season but the wind shear is almost non-existent with this set-up currently and the Gulf is basically a pool of boiling piss. Assuming the approaching front doesn't suck the energy out of it, this has a chance to get to the 150s.

Gonna have to come from somewhere else. The governor is currently scrutinizing every Sexual Education book in the state and crossing out words such as "rubbers," "jimmy hats," "raincoats," "the pill," "pull out," "dicks," "*******," and "assholes," and that's going to take up the majority of his time.

It doesn't have the balls to hit Clearwater as a category seven.

Helene is alive.

Yeah. Let's ruin a guys practice on something they didn't do on purpose lol.

Jesus.

Gotta wonder if the 2:00 PM Advisory officially designates the October Surprise as "Helene."

Sixty-five and rain at noon. I know we need the rain, but I need the sun more. Screw the grass.

Adding 22 years for lying about your age on the Internet lol.

He is 80...

Just looking at the ten-day makes me want to deepthroat a pistol.

So one of y'all is 80.

But the yearly surplus...

What rain?

Goddamnit, Sixers.