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WmsptWx

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  1. I don't know of one respected or serious weather professional who hasnt basically cancelled already.
  2. 80°F and it feels like ass outside. Jr High football starts this evening so it's off to Juniata Valley with this guy. Their school is right in the middle of pastureland so my sequoia tree ass is getting incredible odds for lightning strike. Can't wait.
  3. Prepare to move on. Phillies have ten home games left after this weekend and a lot of games against contenders. They're going to need an innings eater at some point. They intentionally left out any leverage pitchers today with the NLDS this weekend. He may not miss a start.
  4. My buddy texted me about it right as it was broken-up. You people are the friggin cooler.
  5. We're in daycare for three days a week (grandma handles the rest) and this daycare up here is a West African village with the amount of disease that originates inside those doors. I think they've taken turns being patient zero on multiple diseases over the last year plus.
  6. I think Halloween in August last week kick-started cold and flu season around here. Little guy started snotting on Friday and spent the weekend running like a faucet. Got him swabbed at his 30-month we'll visit last week which came back for the common ass cold. Fun times. Bring back the heat.
  7. Late Noon observations: 71°F, sunny, and still a little tingly thinking about Big Gretch, which makes the 71°F forgiving, but two degrees less would be... nice.
  8. I never say what 80s, grandpa. I could have been born in the 1880s and am alive today purely off a diet of fatback and Thunderbird.
  9. I don't think that has ever stopped me from providing it. I grew up in a "You speak when spoken to family" and spoke anyway, which resulted in a lot of back hands. I was born in the 80s back before looking at a child wrong sent your anus to Leavenworth, and so by the time I was 8, I had already been through multiple sets of teeth. I was ten once at the dentist for a cleaning and the dentist noticed the teeth he was checking had different growth rings than those the girl he was screwing on the side had cleaned last, and he asked what happened and I told them that I was told to "say what one more goddamned time," and by the time the wedding ring smashed my mouth, I had said what four additional times.
  10. I mean... no lol. Although State is 3-2 all-time versus Texas and the last meeting was a 30-6 pummeling, that meeting was... *Checks notes* 27 years ago.
  11. I don't know. I think any more than three losses should come with pink slips. I am by no means a fan of James Franklin, but this is his easiest path to keeping a job here. The schedule this year is pretty weak without Michigan and Oregon on the schedule. Washington is in a total rebuild from the coach on down as Deboer went to Bama, and I just do not trust USC to be consistent. I keep seeing people think West Virginia is a toss-up but I don't get it. State is going to make West Virginia's QB beat them in the air and he's not great as a passing QB, and Penn State has probably the best offensive line in the country in terms of depth, and upgraded in offensive coordinator. Kansas hung like 55 points on West Virginia last season and I don't think you'll find anybody who would say Kansas's offense last week is more skilled or talented than Penn State's offense is this year. If they think the environment is going to make a difference, I would submit as evidence the shit-pushing Auburn got two seasons ago at home during their cute little attempt at the whiteout. I don't think the team who calls college football's most hostile environment home is going to be scared of a trip to Morgantown. OSU is OSU. That game is a loss. Maybe one shock loss on top of that, but I don't know. I fire Franklin the second a third loss is registered.
  12. Unfortunate dress choice for Kamala with that backdrop. She looks like every TV show judge ever.
  13. This is the first time I've ever seen Gretchen Whitmer. I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states. Don't blame me. I was watching baseball and now it's over. Big Gretch got it working.
  14. This is the first time I've ever seen Gretchen Whitmer. I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states. Don't blame me. I was watching baseball and now it's over. Big Gretch got it working.
  15. Currently 46 here. Nice early October morning. Speaking of October, somebody better tell the Phillies that the playoffs for some began last night. You can't be getting punched-out 13 times and expect to survive.
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