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Eyewall pressure reading of 938 mb. Landfall imminent.

I wish there were bums in Philipsburg. SO wanted a McChicken yesterday. I wanted to not sit in the drive-thru for 20 minutes. I sat in the drive-thru for 20 minutes.

Helene is going to be hanging from the rafters of Planet Earth after tonight. This one is going to reach peak strength at the buzzer.

934 mb

Ocean in my pants.

For the 30 minute wait in the drive-thru, the $5 meal deal is hard to beat lol

9:00 PM Special Update: 140 mph, 941 mb. It may run out of time before it gets to category five.

Good. "Country clubs and cemeteries, biggest wastes of prime real estate" wasn't just a joke.

8:00 PM Advisory: 130 mph, 942 mb.

Gonna be awesome when the Clingman Dome observation tower becomes a diving board.

That looks like the shit my food eats.

Guys I think the dream of a Cat 5 over Havre de Grace is dead.

They swabbed my joke about the Taylor county sheriff after a morning of "ITS TAKING OFF" jokes so screw them.

Flight level winds 156 mph.

Michael had to be reviewed by the VAR nine months later and the call of a category four landfall was reversed to a category five. That may now be in play.

CATEGORY FOUR 130 mph 947 mb.

Extrapolated drop sonde 946 mb.

5:00 PM update: 125 mph 951 mb.

"Freedom."

Real shame if it warshed away.

Sheriff's office in Taylor county, Florida; "Hay all you dumb shits who didn't leave. Now you get to write your name, date of birth, and your residence on your arm using a permanent marker because you're gonna fuckin' die."

Another 3mb drop in the eyewall of Helene since the last pass. 956.2 in the eyewall which is not where the lowest pressure would occur. Edit: 951.7 mb

Silence.

Lightning in eyewall of Helene. Rapid intensification is on.

Maybe if he drafted actual football players and not the fastest black guy he could find, he would have had to build a second level onto his mountain. James Jett? That dude can fly. Let's pay him millions of dollars to catch footballs with his Olympic speed. Dude would have paid Usain Bolt to play WR if he were alive when Bolt was running. Ironically enough, had he drafted the fastest black guy available in Calvin Johnson and not the fattest black guy available in JaMarcus Russell, maybe he also puts a second level to Mount Davis then as well... Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk