You amateurs and your first calls. I don't do first, I do final.
Eskimo Joe: Undeservedly snowed-in, but still pretty f'n dead.
psuhoffman: Deservedly snowed-in
Mappy: Probably snowed in, probably harassed.
Wmsptwx: Being told to "cram it" after his thirthy-fifth post where he feigns happiness for LSV for "finally cashing in" while reminding everybody that Williamsport only does well when it starts as 4 inches and turns to rain. He is then reminded that he once gave up on a storm and got nine ****ing inches after quitting.
NEPA: Teetering on going postal after trip to NYC ruined for snow he doesn't see but NYC gets.
MAG: Probably too calm for where he should be considering the fact that he lives in Bellwood and it never snows there.
Voyager: Probably at a truck stop. Doing truck stop things.
2001kx: Struggling to find reasons to stay in Clearfield.
Canderson: Drunk. Or listening to a radio show from 2009. Or both.
AtomixWx: Drunk. Thinking about starting a flame war in the Mid-Atlantic thread. Accidentally doing it in the CPA Banter thread.
Snownut: Drunk. And probably praying. Which makes one wonder if God answers drunken prayers...
PAWeather: Praying the snow doesn't melt and turn the sinkhole near Palmyra Bowl into Indian Echo Canyon
Who was missed?