Atomixwx

Wow. Feel gutted for the Orioles. Kramer is getting shelled. And I'm aware that's an awful choice of words, but, ugh. This is rough. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Call to the bullpen occurred this morning: Air conditioners removed, furnace deployed. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Straight trash can, Cerrano hit very well. Curve can? Bat's afraid. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Will you nerds quit talking about the weather? This thread is now a drink mixbook. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

So three winters out of the last 30 make this arbitrary list of "good?" That's bad. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

69.420, get it right. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

*Diabetes has entered the chat* Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Is that shit hole still open? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Up yours, buddy. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSSSSSS Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

On top of any other hustle. I don't know if MLB umpires have other income sources but the Hochulator is a lawyer on top of a now-retired NFL referee and three-time Mr. Phoenix Gymroom. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Shit. I didn't think of him this morning when saying there's no way trolls make money. We also elect them into office on one side of the aisle. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Almost one whole season's worth of mulligans in just ten games. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I keep saying. In world football, referees are suspended multiple matches for being dogshit. The umpires union is a fucking criminal organization. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Not him. I've seen him at the fountain. He bounces around the water like he's Baryshnikov for about thirty seconds like a dog circling around the area it's about to deficate on before cannonballing in. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Cheapskate Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The Player Hater's Ball is the closest thing to Major League Trolling and half those dudes are dead. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

There's not. I've been trolling at the Collegiate and Amateur levels since sliding out in 1985. Even with the NIL in place, the only money being made is going to that Indian dude from the memes, and we all know he doesn't need the money with his family owning every call center on earth. There's no professional circuit. And by the time one is established, Trolls will begin to unionize and the owners will simply jack up the price of Internet and nobody will get on until a pitch count is ordered. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm glad these discussions are civil because I'd hate to see the a bunch of nerds get violent and the science lab turns into Tombstone. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I actually did not know there was a standardized definition of what constitutes "Indian Summer." I always just ass/u/me'd it: 1) Was warm after the Autumnal equinox or 2)Was a thousand degrees with a hundred million people and it smelled like absolute shit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Yeah, you racists. It's "Indigenous Person's Summer." It's twenty twenty-three, climb out of your holes with this shit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Both Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

No, and if you were i'd tie your arms and legs to horses and make them pull in opposite directions like I did with the last five Dutch broads in Willow Hill. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Shut up Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

My neighbors to the left would eat the goat. My neighbors on the right would fuck it. Here I am, stuck in the middle with grass. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk