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Storm Chaser Brandon Copic is currently live streaming on YouTube from the Other White Town, Hamburg, NY. It looks like my southtown of choice is getting pounded today.

They'll also be amazed that basic utilities haven't caved.

I may clean my house and put it up on Air BnB for next weekend. I'm only 45 minutes from Estadio Beaver and I won't shake you down for $1500/night for 2 nights.

Currently 22°F with what looks like maybe 2" of snow that fell overnight. Very windy at times.

At the time I posted that it had gotten down to 33. It is currently 28.

Rain has changed over to snow and the ground has begun caving.

Is TCC an Altoid? I think we only have two posters here who claim anything close to Toontown... And I don't shoot people. That just leaves one... Bellwoodian lol.

Rain is currently warshing away the snows from last week. Sad times.

Georgia's secondary is pure ass.

30°F and sunny here.

People take this lunkhead seriously still?

Snow has resumed.

It's been lifted. We can laugh again.

I get it. Tuna can dick? Everyone joins in. Tsunami joke? A flood of silence. Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu SUCK!

I farted about an hour ago and now theres a tsunami warning on the other side of the continent. Damn.

The majority of you lot can rest easy. I'm happy with my selection, I'm not straying, and even if I was, I'm not into geriatrics. I don't want to have to explain to an orthopedist why a hip replacement is needed because I didn't realize Llewellyn hasn't been drinking enough milk and the milk I'd been feeding her lacks the calcium she needs to not snap like a wishbone on mount.

Better than their usual screams of "shots!" "shots!" "shots!"

No don't stop. It's like a can of tuna fish.

One unit long. Feel better?

Around. Five units around.

Just shoveled. I'd say at least five units of snow have fallen but the wind and the drifting is now a major issue.

Okay. The wind has my attention.

Makes it easier to moon the parking lot.

Which I have kind of felt for a while. I've mentioned it on here but my animals are putting on weight like they've got congestive heart failure and my one cat in particular has grown a much different, thicker, fluffier winter coat than he has in the past. I know that's in no way scientific evidence of a less torchy winter, but it's weird. I didn't watch 14lb bags of kibble disappear in a week the last few winters. Right now I wouldn't be shocked if the entire winter ended up BN.

I'm too tired to channel Tolleris Gottfried this morning and I got a new phone last Friday and they didn't have any cases for it and the phone is slicker than a toddler's nose during the Christmas play and I've fumbled this goddamned thing a hundred times already typing, so even trying to address this would probably just result in a Google Pixel 9-sized hole in my work monitor. Coincidentally, the Google Pixel 9-sized hole is about the same as what Nanny's axe wound looks like after the dog laying in the snow finishes up.