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Atomixwx

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  1. Again, there are "hubs" for that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  2. If that dude practiced what he preached about checking ones blood sugar regularly, he may still be here. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  3. So weird to see some person massaging a walrus like that. Usually that move results in something going down at the Hershey Hotel. I hope he at least threw it a fish. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  4. Oh shit. I left out the important part. I'm a time traveler from the year 2047. I was sent by the Greater San Angeles Police Department to Philadelphia in the year 2032 to collect specific artifacts related to a criminal organization headed up by the former Simon Phoenix. During my time in 2032 Philadelphia, the lovechild of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, a 90-foot tall behemoth weighing-in at 7 metric tonne, smashed the I-95 highway bridge while running to film an episode of New Heights podcast with Uncle Jason. Newly reelected president Josh Shapiro, having rebuilt that same bridge some years back as governor of PA, handed the blueprint for the original rebuild over to PA governor Matthew McGloin. Having had the shits of time travel, missing my family, and living a lie, I was on my way to commit suicide by throwing myself off the bridge on the day Kool Aid Kelce showed up, and the disappointment of my failed attempt to unalive myself only renewed my desire to carry on the mission. So yeah. It was fast. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  5. I would, but President Shapiro rebuilt the bridge I wanted to have fall on top of me last year. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  6. I was today years old when I learned that @sauss06 is Tyronn Lue. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  7. Oh. Well King Dick gets it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  8. Did the formatting screw up? Lol on my end it shows the quote. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  9. This dude from the panic room gets it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  10. Yes and the winner gets to kill the last-place finisher with the trophy. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  11. You could probably cut (heh) costs by simply making a mower blade the trophy. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  12. Yes because of the volcano; however, I suspect a tactical nuclear explosion or two somewhere around Kyiv within the next 18 months will probably offset all that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  13. La Niña is coming Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  14. https://weather.com/forecast/national/news/2024-02-15-spring-temperature-outlook Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  15. 15 here this morning. Far cry from my shot of five. Good to see DT has untedp on interw. I'm ready to not be cold. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  16. That's how mine is. I have one area that never sees the sun that still has like four inches of pack. The sun-touched part is bare ground. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  17. I thought about saying it would be an introduction to the future for Ja Morant, but thought better of it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  18. I once wrestled a Serb called Milo Hrvakic, whose finishing maneuver was a shooting star press. He called it to "Albedoman," because he said it sounded Dalmatian in nature. Milo Hrvakic weighed 375 lbs. Anyway, he hit me with the "Albedomen" which broke seven of my ribs. I kicked out, hit him with the Tamaqua Split ("Split" being Croatian chapped this dude's ass big time) and got my hand raised. Screw Milo Hrvakic. Milo Hrvakic sucks. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  19. You forgot the o in lol. That made that last sentence hit hard lol. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  20. Funny you mentioned old radio. I've been listening to All Night Radio on YouTube for the last week since stumbling on it. This guy has digitally remastered hundreds of hours of old radio. It really was such a great medium of entertainment. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  21. You just threw your entire generation under an industrial-sized bus. We were told, at any time it was seen as relevant, that you lot walked to school in deeper snow and in colder conditions. Up hill. Both ways. And now, after all these years I am to believe you may have missed an entire week of school? I would say my entire life is a lie, but I think it's actually yours. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  22. That little blue dot far away from the rest of the blue? It me. Well, if I were alive and lived where I do now. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  23. Disregard. The giant gaseous ball in the sky has taken muh snow. New goal is 12. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  24. And this three minute video from Huffington post suggests all but Coach Carter have the word "motherfucker" in them lol Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
  25. I saw that one. I saw Samuel L. Jackson on the cover and expected Samuel L. Jackson things, and I've never been more disappointed. Hey, Sam, more "motherfucker," less "sir." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
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