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Half past Nooners: Sunny and 44°F. All remaining snow has melted. May it rest in restlessness. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Driving in the rain last night, I was disappointed that it was February 22, and it was raining. As much as I want warm temperatures and endless sunshine right now, rain in February is cruel. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I wouldn't expand. I'd send Miami, Tampa, and Colorado packing and I would send a warning to Mr. Nutting that he start spending, sell the team, or they're next. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

When they expand to Salt Lake, Nashville, and Charlotte, assuming the last two towns don't end up sending Atlanta to war with baseball over the south, they'll have to do a massive realignment, make it geographic, and seed based on records. Universal DH (ugh) eliminated the need for respective leagues. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

And just to "show my work" on Boston. 13 games against Baltimore. I suspect no better than 4-9 over this series. 13 games against Tampa. This may be a little closer because Tampa kinda sucks the later the season goes on. 6-7. 13 games against Toronto. I'll be generous and say 5-8. 13 games against Yankees. 6-7, 7-6, maybe 8-5 or 5-8. This could go either way. I think the Yankees are a little better, but their manager is an absolute moron, as is their entire front office collectively. So what's that in division? 21-31. Now let's look at some of the others... 3 games vs Dodgers. Maybe you luck out and miss Yamamoto this series? 1-2 4 games vs Braves. Red Sox recently have fared better against the Braves than most, but the Braves actually got better this off-season, which I didn't think was possible. Good luck. 1-3. Unless the Sox miss Fried and/or Strider both times. 3 games vs Phillies. I don't think the Phillies are going to be any different than the last 2 seasons. They don't get going until the playoffs. I'll be generous and give the Sox a series win. 2-1. 3 games vs Dbacks. I don't know what to expect of the Dbacks, but they still have Corbin Carroll. I suspect they fall off a bit in a competitive NL West. 2-1. 3 games vs Rangers. Good luck. 0-3. 3 games vs Astros. They're the Astros until they all die. 1-2 That's an expected 7-12 against who I expect to be the non-divisional contenders. We're at 28-43. That leaves 91 games, which I would expect the Sox to hover around .500, which would be an additional 45 wins putting us at 73 wins. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The best thing that could have ever happened in the current state of baseball in Boston and New York is the "everyone plays everyone" format has eliminated division games from 19 to 13. Baltimore, Tampa, and Toronto are going to absolutely teabag New York and Boston this year. Baltimore in specific. Only facing them 13 times likely makes 72 wins possible. In the old format, I'd give the Sox 68 wins. The Yankees 74. They're going to be awful this season. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Doyers and Friars are about to open Spring Training. Winter can now f off. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Flu is going around up here. My kid's daycare sent a message yesterday about several positive flu tests. I can't believe in 2024 we haven't been able to make kids Iike cars and just swap out parts when they go to shit and when they're not broken down they don't get sick. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Middle management must be thrilled. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Slow day, this. Everyone trying to justify their employment today? Or are we all on the various home and lawn websites upgrading our respective mowing components? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Amateur Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

You seem more like a Lamarr to me. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Dey no stan no chance nao Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

The reigning champion has installed a toilet and mini fridge on his riding mower and a drive-thru window in his house. That is why he is champene. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'd make them screw their sister for good measure. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Oh that's right. Folks from Los Angeles, Seattle, and Eugene are headed this way. Gotta fancy it up a bit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Shitters and sinks bursting is just a part of the experience. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Alright so we have enough of an ice shuffleboard fandom here to create a league. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Two minutes, or what how long I imagine it takes for hotel room sex to last after Nooners: 40°F and sunny. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'll take "Things Said to Blowup Doll Factories" for $800. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I heard the April 27th date for the Combs concert and was like "what?" It's probably going to be 40 degrees outside for that. Unless they plan on establishing a dome in the next two months (I am in State College just about every week, not seen crane one lol), they're going to freeze. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

What infrastructure aside from the stadium being made from an erector set needs to be done? I was always under the impression that the lack of hotels in the State College area was the only issue aside from one now deceased old codger not wanting ANYTHING but football cleats touching his precious grass. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

I'm about 30 years too young for shuffleboard, ice or otherwise. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Stadium series needs to be put to pasture. The novelty of hockey in big stadiums has worn off. The only one left to do is Penguins vs Flyers in Beaver Stadium with the NHL designating fan sections down the line. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk

Sounds like it would be like playing tennis with a candlepin bowling ball. Which, outdoor bowling sounds like it would be fun. Absolutely everything would be ruined by the cold; the resin would react differently to a freezing cold lane, the oil would coagulate, the ball's core would react differently and wind would affect the ball's path. Now I want to grease a rich person to build an outdoor alley and actually use the machines to it. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk