Wow. Fucking wow. "I'll tell you when it's time to sharpen the blade, so that when that first flake falls, you'll know it's time to stop sharpening and start dulling that blade." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
Quite frankly, if my area isn't in the jackpot, I want it to move SE to where you folks in the metro are and I am shoveling dry ground. Two inches in mid-February is just an unnecessary ass pain. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
Can we please stop taking the Euro seriously? As far as I am concerned, it's no more useful than der iKon. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
I speak broken, shitty high school German, and I decided one time to sit down and watch Downfall in Deutsch. I spent the next two months telling everyone and everything that they were Fegelein. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
I was told that if I crossed the line again, they would write a very strongly-worded letter. My response was "I promise my words would be stronger." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
Oh you real hard. I spend a month building the digital railroad with a sandcastle scoop and you here doin a week. Tell us about digital Rikers Island. When they tossed yo salad, did they use jelly or syrup? Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
No you didn't need to say anything really. I was just accepting my award as model-run winner, which is nothing more than spiking the football when being named off-season super bowl winner. Basically I just became the Chargers. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
I think if I were a triage nurse at the burn clinic out in Pittsburgh or Baltimore or something and somebody came in with an extra crispy rectum because they lit a fart, I'd probably smother them with a pillow and hide them in the ICU somewheres. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
I bought a thousand of those end of the world survivalist MRE buckets that Jim Bakker is shilling to recoup all the jail costs, and I am good on total horseshit food for the next seven thousand years because I can't imagine this happening soon enough. Everybody start by going outside and lighting a fart. Do it now. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk
Yanking catalytic converters off the vehicles, feeding the cows beefareeni so they fart like race horses, burning tires in the back yard, all kinds of shit. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk