Santa Claus

i'd like to go on record that while i didn't say anything, i was thinking this was a bust as late as 2 PM or so another opportunity for humility in a life already full of humiliations

CNJ and NENJ still in the path of the fire hose

so a bunch of us will achieve our third consecutive 10” month on day 1 we are well on our way to record Septembers

Mercer getting hammered yet again, check out that cell

i mean look at the radar, there is plenty more rain coming

models busted low lol

seems all the tornado warnings are now expired

the tornadoes will open it up

things should be getting real spicy for CNJ in about an hour

be nice

PDS Tornado Warning for north of Philly Severe Weather Statement National Weather Service Mount Holly NJ 541 PM EDT Wed Sep 1 2021 NJC021-PAC017-091-012200- /O.CON.KPHI.TO.W.0040.000000T0000Z-210901T2200Z/ Mercer NJ-Montgomery PA-Bucks PA- 541 PM EDT Wed Sep 1 2021 ...A TORNADO WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 600 PM EDT FOR SOUTHWESTERN MERCER...EAST CENTRAL MONTGOMERY AND CENTRAL BUCKS COUNTIES... At 541 PM EDT, a confirmed large and extremely dangerous tornado was located over Willow Grove, or 10 miles north of Philadelphia, moving northeast at 45 mph. This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW! HAZARD...Damaging tornado. SOURCE...Radar confirmed tornado. IMPACT...You are in a life-threatening situation. Flying debris may be deadly to those caught without shelter. Mobile homes will be destroyed. Considerable damage to homes, businesses, and vehicles is likely and complete destruction is possible. Locations impacted include... Trenton, Ewing, Doylestown, Hatboro, Ambler, Chalfont, Yardley, Newtown, Abington, Bryn Athyn, Ivyland, Willow Grove, Woodside, Richboro, Gardenville, Horsham, New Britain, Churchville, Fort Washington and Blue Bell. This includes the following highways... Pennsylvania Turnpike between mile markers 337 and 348. Interstate 295 in New Jersey near mile marker 76.

hey be nice

some fantastic weather coming behind Ida for the long weekend--thank you based god

should've rented a boat

I’m seeing 105?

guys please can we ignore that fruit loop and his Twitter and his gofundme. i would rather read shitposts about radar attenuation

i mean, it's pitch black, the storm is raging, and the water is high and rising. how the hell is anyone supposed to do anything, right?

nobody really gets out alive here, there looks like a sharp cutoff well north of the area and everyone inside of this 150?+ mile band gets 3+

feeling substantially less confident about my original post

my meteorology degree came from a box of Lucky Charms i bought in 2013 but i'd like to venture a guess, weaker jet streams, and a more zonal flow regime. to wit: https://www.wunderground.com/maps/wind/jet-stream and if you look at the national forecast map there's no features to help pick this up, like a passing trough, and i guess that big high over Georgia is also helping hold this back https://www.weather.gov/forecastmaps it's fun trying to figure these things out but i know like 1% of what the board mets do...

it's just crazy how many of the big storms over the last decade or so 1) have RI'd right up to landfall and 2) have basically stopped moving shortly after landfall

those of you in NNJ will need flotation devices if these maps verify.

even adjusted for inflation that seems very unlikely although i'm sure the infrastructure at Port Fourchon is quite expensive. one wonders how the area's infrastructure has been hardened since Katrina. look, Katrina destroyed New Orleans, a major American city, and Ida simply isn't taking that kind of path. we'll see though.

it's just the whole "oh my gorsh the car warsh" kind of experience Jokko really is an arrogant clown though, "i'm doing this for the science" lol

Jokko is like a Great Value Jeff Pietrowski