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  1. Santa Claus
    my god that really was one of my top 5 craziest weather events
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    one must imagine Sisyphus happy, if only the snow weenies would learn his lessons
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    i have been saying for a while february is one of the jersey shore’s best months
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    flizzard whiteout in NBR
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    people have forgotten how to clear sidewalks tomorrow will be a massacre
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    thanks
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    googling "tort law" all night while i plan a slip n fall for tomorrow like it's the plot of a new Oceans Eleven movie
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    roads are Thunderdome, sidewalks are Soylent Green, if you have to travel use a treadmill or stationary bike
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    i guess mount holly isn’t worried about that much FZR
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    6” here in New Brunswick
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    survivorship bias / evolution in action maybe
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    if this happens i will run towards the nearest living thing and kill it
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    ty handsome
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    yo @wdrag tell me about monday tuesday lol are we doing this again
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    brother your ass is losing power like russia in the 90s you better charge ur mf’in phone
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    looking out my window at transformers popping like i’m looking for lightning
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    Tropical Storm Goofus
  19. Santa Claus
    this storm should have a name. imagine telling people how your house flooded out from Cyclone Urkel
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    guys i’m really sorry about this but i was just making a joke about taking a drink every time we have huge PWATs, my liver is OK as far as i know. i actually stopped drinking last year and that’s why my posts are so bad now. in any case thx for all concerned anyway friends back to weather
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    i love global warming, over the last couple years i take a drink every time i read “record breaking PWATs” in an AFD, really hoping the hospital has a generator and my liver transplant on wednesday doesn’t get cancelled
  22. Santa Claus
    surfing looks good tuesday night
  23. Santa Claus
    i live atop a buoy 15 miles off Long Branch beach do you think i’m going to get a lot of snow today
  24. Santa Claus
    tuesday night is the apocalypse which should be pretty cool
  25. Santa Claus
    you have the power to end this
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