Lol, I'm not letting that slide.
I hope your wife and MIL are stuck in FL until Thursday due to multiple feet of snow in RIC and points north. If she does make it back, I hope they have to stay at an airport Red Roof Inn, where they'll have to enter via the second story window because the snow is just that high. Depending on if you like her or not, I hope your MIL is sandblasted from small dendrites as winds are blowing up to tropical storm force. I hope I-64 is closed for days with snowplows strewn about the road ways after their drivers had to be air lifted out. I hope your wife and MIL are stranded for so long, that when we she arrives home, you drop to the floor in tears as if she's a new woman and because you missed her so.