By Admin Decree
Whereas, Brooklynwx99 , a conniving small time hustler, came into our forum as a mere interloper
Whereas he has shown himself to be a teacher, a motivator, and a part time Gigolo
Whereas he better get this storm shit together or there will be pitchforks and torches in Bayridge Brooklyn and/or Morristown, NJ
He is hearby declared an honorary Mid Atlantic Met and is therefore granted full Mid Atlantic citizenship.
-Decreed by That black Admin on this 2nd day of March, two thousand and twenty three.