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It has come to this...

I prefer this method...

And welcome to the home of the nothing burger.

There is so much salt I am having a hard time distinguishing between salt accumulations and snow accumulations.

Ice Storms... I'd rather stick my deck in a fan.

Oh... it is a truck load of fun. I just removed 20 large maple branches/trunks from my neighbors yard and threw out my back in the process. One my favorites parts is releasing my vehicle from their ice cocoons and prying doors open just to get inside. But perhaps my most favorite part is sliding all over the place and busting my ass on the ground. And let's not forget the ice damning on roofs and stuff that will cause your house to leaks in place you never thought were possible. Actually, I am getting excited just typing this... can't wait.

100%. We all know Watches and Warnings are what makes it snow. I thought everyone knew this.

Is this a long deck event?

Not sure I should post this after the nothing burger image..

But does he have mud on his Deck?

There are treatments available for this... I saw a commercial on TV for it.

Fixed...

Deck Porn

Can you make this bigger. I can hardly read it.

You can already see the Baltimore snow hole developing...

Happens nearly every time.... for the last 5 years. I try not to be a deb... but this sh*t is getting old.

I was told there would be weenies falling from the sky. All I got were mangled flakes and some puddles. I want a refund.

Or possibly murdered. Baltimore... the city that bleeds. Of course, I would never wish that upon anyone. I want to be murdered by weenies falling from the sky.

I just went out and measured... currently have 0" of snow. Awesome. This place sucks... I have not had decent snowfall for 5 years now. Though I am happy others have been able to cash in.

HERPADERP and RGEM.... not what I would hang my hat on.

To be clear that was sarcasm... which may or may not translate well on the internet. Obviously the radar sucked. What I find more disturbing is that you are laughing at the mid-altantic/my expense. Thanks! (again... sarcasm).