Jump to content

JoshM

Members
  • Posts

    3,167
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by JoshM

  1. 3 hours ago, Chuck said:

    Probably belongs in the banter but too good to pass up for here. Originally posted by Prince Frederick Wx in the MA thread in their aptly named Panic Room - Winter 23/24 Edition... 

    Thank you for calling the newly launched AmWx Hotline of Hope, providing support for delusional weenies at an affordable price. Please select from one of the following options; or, stay on the line to hear recordings of Joe Bastardi’s winter forecasts.

    -To hear about SSW events, please press “1”

    -Siberian snowcover, please press “2”

    -MJO mumbojumbo, please press “3”

    -Earth’s magnetic poles reversing, please press “4”

    -To hear about how a giant asteroid impact would lead to additional snowfall in your backyard, please press “5”. Note that this option requires an additional fee.

    I called the 900 number, me and this girl talked about a banana high.

    • Like 1
    • Thanks 1
    • Haha 4
×
×
  • Create New...