TheSnowman

No one in this Fu€&ing B A Fortis Deserves it MISS than Me, And I’m 3000 Miles AWAY!!!!!! FU.

Unless you’re in the 5% of winter where you have to be 3000 miles away AFTER WAITING 6 YEARS to see 15” of snow. Ya. So.

January 2005. Remember every day that week. It kept going up right until the Day of, 20-30 with lollies to 36 was the final forecast. And it certified.

Yes, because it was the ONE YEAR I was home during this period of NAMM and the Grammys since they were cancelled for Covid. And WOULDN’T YOU KNOW IT…. A FAILED Disaster Storm happened. Of Course. FML.

When you guys have seen 18 and I’ve seen 5, that will not EVER even out. There is nothing to wait for. It’s bad now, and will be bad For the Rest of existence unless all of you leave for 5 winters in a row and then come back.

Ones I’ve Missed: Blizzard of 2011 Bomb of February 2017 Bomb of March 2018 Blizzard of 2022 Now Blizzard of 2026. Ones I’ve Seen: Blizzard of 2013 Blizzard of 2015 My March 2019 Jackpot. You’re WRONG. I’ve Missed More Big Ones in the past 15 Seasons than I’ve seen.

I Sincerely HATE you people right now. And BristolRI - I’d Be Happy to get you in touch with the Biggest Music Convention in the World, Filled with the Boards of the Biggest Music Companies in Earth to have them move their yearly event which they have the same time every year, and Then I’ll get you in touch with the Grammy Awards so you can tell THEM to move Their event mammies they gave at the same time every year.

You people really do Suck. Did you Already Forget that March 2017 event where a Formula 1 Driver was going to get me on a National Dutch TV Show AND give me a Lap at Zandvoort, and I said No because I came back… For 9” OF Snow which was MOSTLY GLOP!?!? And I’ve Never had the chance to do either Since!? And Spent $800 to do it? AND THE REASON I sacrificed so much was BECAUSE I Missed the February 2017 Bomb. Match 2017 was SUPPOSED to be 24”. I got 9” of Glop. So Don’t start THIS S*** either.

F*** You. Seriously. I wait 4 F**king Years JUST TO SEE More than 6” of Snow, AM HOME 2 1/2 Months WAITING for Snow… WILL BE HOME ALL OF FEBRUARY. I F***ING Leave & THE NEXT DAY BAM “Oh look at Us! Look at US! We got a Storm to Track! Woo Look at Us! F*** Everyone Else! Weee!” I ONLY go away for Winter for 2 Weeks. The Same Every Year. I Missed the Blizzard of 2011 I Missed the Bomb of 2017 I Missed the Blizzard of 2022 And MANY more because of travel outside of this 2 week trip. I’m going to Miss This. Have Some God Da*n F***ing Understanding. I Have 12 Hobbies and Travel the World Performing for my profession, and there’s NOTHING, Nothing I Love more in this world than big Snowstorms. So Please F***ing Shove it. You can have fun with me, you can make fun of me, poke all the weenies you want, But Don’t Push it. You ALSO forget these are the 3 Busiest Days of the Year for me as I’m the Accordion Demonstrator at the Only Music Convention on Earth every year with concerts and everything else while you sit BACK THERE in Heaven.

OK give me the money Fozz. Cause 24 hours ago that flight was $260. I ain’t paying more than that AND my rental car is now on, so that’s 4 days of no use AND it’s an expensive one. Maybe I’ll just drive it up to Mammoth Mountain Monday where I’ll see more snow than ALL of you.

NOT FOR ME!!!!!!

I'm done. It's Totally Over. The ONLY FLIGHT left that is possible and wouldn't go through Nashville or BWI early morning Sunday with SW which will get canceled, is a $2000 JetBlue RedEye This is Over.

Will has an Einstein a level Memory. I bet you even remember model runs from every storm! Only model runs I remember are before the 2010 DC storms because the DGX had an almost Perfect showing of what would happen in the 2nd storm a week out, and the models of storms I Missed since I nothing else to jmdo but watch incessantly.

This is my worst nightmare. 20” + I’m coming home regardless of anything. Below 15” I’ll deal. 15-20 is Absolute Nightmare territory.

I CAN NOT come back next weekend. No Shot even if it’s the Blizzard of 1978 Redux. I come back freaking February 3rd. CAN Everything HOLD OFF UNTIL TUESDAY the 3rd for God F-ing Sakes?? I’m home ALL OF FEBRUARY! But regarding this one, I can deal with the HELL of missing 14”. But 15”-20” I can not. The FIRST Problem I run into is the charge for my awesome and Expensive rental car hits in a JUST few hours on Turo, OR if I screwed quick, I could change it to Wednesday at 11am now and save the money I’ll lose on one of the flights. The SECOND problem is I just fight for the final night here at the $500 a night Hilton cause I’m going to stay late at the Booth and help then break down for NAMM. If I LEAVE 11pm Saturday night after I Just FIGHT for it? My God. The THIRD is the private Gig Sunday with a buddy of mine that would have to go bye bye But I could tell him as late as Saturday, that’s not a big deal And lastly I’d have to pull an all nighter Saturday night and watch the game sunday as a ZOMBIE, then come back to LA for my major concert Wednesday on very little sleep. And those are just SOME problems of doing this to not bore you with many others.

Finally a Map I get behind! Hahaha. In ALL Seriousness, and guys PLEASE, for once F-ing time be serious with me, this is $1000 of changing things / losing a gig / losing rehearsals for the major concert Wednesday / on and on: WHAT are the chances of 15” + for me?

Or if I’m absolutely Furious you’ll know it’s good news.

You don’t get to sit next to the stars, only the stars can. I sit in the Front row for the premieres. but the 8pm show You all see ids only about 4% of the Grammy Awards. And when it’s an honor to be a voting member + it’s $1000 for the tickets even though Only members can go + you make some lucky girls life by being able to go, YOU GO. I’ll be home ALL OF FEBRUARY. Was home the past 2 1/2 Months. I don’t know what more I’m supposed to do.

Found a shot of when I did a weather segment in New Haven, CT with TV Met Joe Fury. You kids have fun with this one. I’m ready for the porking.

I’ll be at the Grammys. OF COURSE. So I’ll miss that too.

No one, ABSOLUTELY No one is touching that yard unless it’s me or my parents. NO one. I’m a Nazi with how it gets shoveled, AS is my dad. And it’s massively broken up old asphalt at this point, snow blowers would shoot rocks through the windows. They’d rather stay stuck at home vs. that.

The History of this online weather world from Eastern to American has Never been “Only a Pro can start weather threat threads.” You simply don’t like my ranting or me .

You are the Greatest Writer there’s ever been Tip. Tell me what you want, and I’ll edit it in with your Name.

You. Can’t. Plow. The Driveway. And I’m going into 17 Paragraphs as of why. Focus on the storm. Or Focus on How Much I’ve been F’d by timing across the past 10 years with storms.

Ya, No one wants the 3X World Champion Accordionist who travels the world performing & is a companion of our beloved 98.5 SportsHub and a Motorsports historian who writes for Car Magazines & who’s one of the only FreeSledders in the world with his own Sledding Minoan which might be the only one in the world and who wrote articles on Weather Statistics at 16 for Accuweather and created the Official 2005 Hurricane Records List & does Guinness World Records with Mario Andretti & who opened the 2024 Election on Worldwide TV with the National Anthem. God No, we don’t want Him to be part of our weather world banter because he posts too loudly since he’s Italian and gets screwed on snowstorms all the time.